Justin Wiggins

I'm a fancy lad and thus have had plenty of high tea (in America) and it's exactly what she's saying it's not. I get that the Americanized version of high tea is different from its origins, but this would be like telling Indian writers that they need to pretend their big macs are made of beef.

Gonna have to teach everyone from scratch that the president isn't your boss, he's your employee

Kevin Sorbo and Dean Cain playing Kodos and Kang in their sanitized propaganda biopics.

i wish i could reach up and grab the sun and crush it in my immense fist

james cameron walks up to whiteboard with TOEJAM and EARL written on it. he erases the "and" and writes Vs.

"TIME TO PLAY THE GAAAAAAME (coughs indecipherably)!!!"

My wife & I tried role play but we kept fighting over who would be Mr. Bean

one time kurt loder got mad at me for saying the monkees movie 'head' was better than any of the beatles movies and i stand by that. you never dropped any acid did you kurt

Photo of a cool dog with sunglasses pumping his own gas

Filled with rage knowing that this would be illegal in New Jersey

now i can post this video directly on here

I'd rather live in the DC Universe just for all the falafel carts. Marvel's street vendors only have hotdogs and pizza balls.

You ever gonna' write an issue where Spider-Man gets to just take a really great nap???? Maybe he could eat a sandwich, then nap?

Oh wrestling is fake?

Then explain this

If The Prankster is a Hanzo Hattori sword, then the laughter of Frank Miller is the blood of God.

WrestleMania is now the Coachella of pro wrestling and I mean that in the worst way possible.

silicon valley used to be a rad multicultural town filled with super progressive, super smart ppl endlessly curious and motivated to do good. there was counterculture, music venues and art too. over the years all traces of art have died and with it you have dudes like this huffing their own farts.

A mailbox with bunny ears on it saying "God is woke"

Huge if true

Deborah Harry saying "Don't be afraid to let your body die" on a fuzzy TV screen in David Cronenberg's "Videodrome," from 1983.

Every clip I see from Fox News or any of the business channels is basically a higher-resolution version of this. Probably fine!

Someone to stan your gyatt,
Someone with rizz

It's what dinosaurs suffering from premature ejaculation had to do before cock rings were invented.

Ohh "America First" was a hit list

You can totally see how this mf bankrupted a casino.

@alexwinter.com our cat rearranged my son's Funko Pops and now Bill S. Preston Esquire and NES Freddy Krueger are sharing the most passionate, tender kiss I have ever witnessed in my entire life.

YouTube video by FromTheBasement Red Sovine - Phantom 309 1967 (Truck Driver Songs)

Large Marge ain't got nothin' on Phantom 309.
youtu.be/zwgtUpJN-Ws?...

Doctor Strange is in the foreground middle with Johnny Storm looking behind him over his right shoulder and the Valkyrie behind him looking over his left. Doctor Strange says, “We need no longer CONCERN, ourselves about the self styled profit, Jeremiah. Like ALL who pretend to worship GOD, while they truly worship THEMSELVES – –“

Truest meme I've seen in a long time