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Who said I was going at it? With those losers? I mean, okay, maaaaybe I'd explore some bisexual urges with Malevola just for the experience because I mean, if you can bang a demon, you really have to, but still ... those losers?

Okay, yes, I'm amazing.

But I'm also not equipped to handle explaining boners to ... you. Like mentally, emotionally or generally. A lot to unpack there.

// visi's a snarking dumbass she has no capability to destroy anyone

See, now my mind just jumps back to vore but I swear I've been there already recently. Don't want to make it a whole thing. So go back to talking about boners in your mouth, that was easier.

I'm going to offer you a gimme on that one. Are you sure that's the wording you want to go with?

Especially you, goo guy ... thing ... with a foot fetish.

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// malevola is a demon sorceress who has a magic sword and she makes teleportation portals.

magik cosplaying as karlach.

// you mean magik?

I have the most unbelievable costume for Halloween. Like sexy as fuck. Instant boner if you laid eyes on me.

Too bad none of you will see it.

"Bro, you got a little something on your face ... arms ... kinda everything area."

When the sign says 'take one', they mean 'take one bowl', right?

Oh wow you really aren't good at this stuff.

You're either flying around with your name out on blast and were born with very cruel parents, or you actually chose that as your name for some reason.

Sounds like I'm getting branded as a /thing/ then. Or a movie.

You don't have a PR person or something who's better at this stuff?

A little on the nose. And kinda bland.

You got a better suggestion? See-Through Girl? Lady Not-Here? Miss Direction?

Used to be Invisibitch but that wasn't as marketable.

Oh damn, even when trying to stick your tongue in her mouth, huh?

I regularly work with a guy with a bat head--no, not Batman, more literal--so I'm not judging but is that a fucking /horse/ wearing a /hat/?

Yeah ... you kinda look like a Smurf had a baby with those carbon copy Tiktok fuckboys.

"Alright, was honestly expecting some lame babbling explanation about being a virgin. What about the webs? Get creative with them, if you know what I mean?"

Question for the Spider-Guy ... collective: does the mask stay on?

Halloween. The one day of the year I don't get yelled at for using my power to scare kids.

That's why I stick to LA.

"Resources, money, brains, and he's a crime fighter? Daddy, please. You'd think if he were able to fix asthma he'd be better off in a medical field or something."

"Hey, you're the one who's gonna check rooms. Sounds like you're excited to see a pair, too. That your thing, blondie? A little voyeurism?"

"Oh yeah, that's the one. I don't even know if we should fuck because you probably can't live up to the hype."

"You say sabotaging, we say team building, isn't it all the same thing? Like trust falls or hooking up at the office Christmas party. Brings us all together."

"You say that like I crave dick to suck. It's about quality of quantity, alright? You know, make it good when it happens. So your dad just kinda makes body parts? Sounds like villain shit, honestly."

"Great. That why you got the mask? Think your dad can make me some new lungs. I've been meaning to up my blowjob game. Why not go cyber, right?"