@notchris.bsky.social
here to yap ๐b*ston ๐ณ๏ธโ๐๐บ๐ฌ๐ฎ๐น ๐ธ @cmukasa
flight canceled and delayed two days; my foresight
22.02.2026 00:50 โ ๐ 14 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
literally never leaving Mexico
21.02.2026 16:25 โ ๐ 24 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 1
summer body in process
13.02.2026 22:57 โ ๐ 19 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Me listening to the nooma nooma song in 2005
09.02.2026 02:21 โ ๐ 8 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0she did not ask to be born Latina
09.02.2026 01:41 โ ๐ 4 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Lady Gaga smiling like that because she knows Trump is watching
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got a haircut and moisturized my face
08.02.2026 16:34 โ ๐ 21 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0enough blue hairโฌ๏ธโฌ๏ธโฌ๏ธโฌ๏ธโฌ๏ธโฌ๏ธโฌ๏ธ
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white gays up in arms about trumpโs racist post when likeโฆ the call is coming from inside the house
06.02.2026 17:53 โ ๐ 3 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
Recovering
01.02.2026 15:46 โ ๐ 23 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
arm update
30.01.2026 19:37 โ ๐ 27 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0HELLO???
30.01.2026 00:30 โ ๐ 4 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
dismissed from jury duty presumably for serving too hard
29.01.2026 15:35 โ ๐ 25 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0couldโve left it at โI donโt know what to sayโ
28.01.2026 18:26 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
the world is ending and Iโm sending ***** to men on the internet
26.01.2026 03:46 โ ๐ 37 ๐ 1 ๐ฌ 2 ๐ 0the weatherman ate with this forecast
25.01.2026 20:25 โ ๐ 4 ๐ 1 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
diva alert!!!
25.01.2026 18:11 โ ๐ 8 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Liberal Anglicanism goes so hard
25.01.2026 16:56 โ ๐ 5 ๐ 2 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0NEED a hot Canadian/Australian/Kiwi to whisk me away from this hellhole country
24.01.2026 22:10 โ ๐ 4 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0keep posting thirst traps through it
24.01.2026 21:32 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0and if I saidโฆ
24.01.2026 21:12 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0
chest day; fuck ice
23.01.2026 03:37 โ ๐ 34 ๐ 1 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Is that a sunburn
23.01.2026 03:19 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0
Same picture
19.01.2026 00:16 โ ๐ 7 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0u forgot fuckin
17.01.2026 13:59 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0่ทๅพๆฐธไน ๅนณ้ is sending me
14.01.2026 13:24 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Hi Iโm Chris Iโm here
12.01.2026 18:50 โ ๐ 3 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0me listening to las culturistas:
11.01.2026 03:12 โ ๐ 5 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0
first cut of 2026
10.01.2026 22:31 โ ๐ 18 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0Iโ
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