Chris

patient last night said my epidural was an even better experience than her regular Botox and I thought that was beautiful

too many people at the gym for a holiday rainstorm

hot man at gym just asked if he could warm up deadlifts with the weight I’m using for my actual sets while I’m resting (scream!)

30岁的我： 下午5点一刻已经喝醉了

got recognized from med twitter at a wedding on Saturday

tired of being single friend at wedding! (but I looked hot)

bombaclaat!!!

maybe the rapture was all the Starbucks closings

When did this happen

what the fuck is a hyrox

oh yes because those tattoos could be anyone 🙃

no take them off

this DIVA

my culture isn’t a costume :/

mind you the joke should be who gets to be the rock that Excalibur is pulled from (“not even King Arthur could pull that top out of me”)!!

no one is actually that stupid

I swear he’s a psyop

currently following a series of tiktoks from some women who booked tickets at a ticket counter in Italy “to Nice” and ended up in “Tunis” with RAPT attention

I should really be at the club

big burly men with teeny tiny dogs

religious psychosis does a lot for sexual performance tho

chinchin

me

Can’t believe she didn’t say crumbl

hi! (Louder than anyone ever)

I maintain that the best part of having a rotating schedule in medicine is seeing all the different men at the gym who come at different times

This is actually so important for me

I looked hot and also hot this Labor Day weekend

for the record it’s because of all those “I’m a slytherin 🐍” weirdos that we have fascism now

at CHOP??