Kjaro

Ikr? They folded under barely any pressure! (Nevermind how close to folding I was)

Standoff has been won.

My local grocery stores and I have been in a vicious standoff for a few days.

Do they reduce the prices of advent calendars before it becomes too silly to buy one?

Or do I cave before that and pay full price in order to experience a bit of whimsy?

We'll know tomorrow.

Yeaaah, trying to ship anything between Switzerland and EU is a huge pain in the ass :,D

The shipping everywhere in EU is very valid but now I'm salty at my location

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Very well done

The pantheon of coffees is pleased with your decisionmaking

Followed by your pushing the "Order now"-button, I knew it, good job!

Toss a coin, and when it tells you not to buy it, buy it anyway

Always thinking of you, ya freaks

Yeeeep, listened to the audiobook earlier this year, I think? Or last year?

Do tell what you think of the story once you're finished

Is fine, there's always a next time u-u

I was completely unaware that was a function! Thank you for the hint!

Okay those look absolutely gorgeous

I did see a video of some guy being like "They're so fucking dumb but I love those books." and while yes, sometimes it's quite over the top, it's much more than just brainless entertainment about some dude in his boxers fighting monsters.

If you've not given it a try, I highly recommend the series.

I was wildly unaware of how well-received the "Dungeon Crawler Carl"-books are by users on Goodreads etc. even though I keep devouring the audiobooks.

Ah, but you see, that's the wrong approach. You have to want to give ME money for a small fee.

Worded like this, it's clearly just a scam :/

Ah, but you did not send me a mail from an adress with a random string of letters and numbers.
How could I be sure that you are part of the group of generous millionaires who want to throw their money at me?

With every transaction fee I pay, the bigger the chance for millions and billions of some currency gets!

I shall continue shouting it to the rooftops until the inevitable final page 🙏

So, in the spirit of gambling:

One of those 500 spam mails telling me that I've won the lottery HAS to be real.
There's a non-zero chance that, in some version of reality, a dying Guatemalan millionaire philanthropist actually bestowed his wealth onto me.

“So you’re saying we should bully companies that use AI?”

“Yes absolutely.”

Perfeeeeeekt

Könnt stattdessen auch in den ältesten Buchladen der Welt (glaubi) gehen, und euch da nen Buch mit nem Beweisstempel abholen

Looking for a job is great because you ask people for jobs and then they say no

Jetzt frag ich mich bissi, seit wievielen Jahren er schon Lego disst

I am in this picture

Okay, the monsters alone look dope as hell. You got me real tempted here