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Calvin Robinson (Parody)

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Fatherly Touch at your service

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Holocaust denial is an ugly business, but it pays.

06.02.2026 07:25 — 👍 1    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

What's dangerous about pretending to be religious for money?

21.09.2025 22:07 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Going to throw my hat in the ring for the new Pope gig; I'm out of work and I've heard the Vatican is corrupt as fuck, kerching!

22.04.2025 12:37 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Whelp🤷🏻‍♀️
Calvin Robinson has had his Visa revoked😂😂😂😂
(#SussexSquad🍾)

21.02.2025 17:01 — 👍 38    🔁 10    💬 7    📌 3

Wish I could, I just signed up to tour with the Cheeky Girls.

10.02.2025 15:45 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Got a job interview in Lidl today. Wish me luck.

07.02.2025 13:54 — 👍 6    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

As opposed to you sermons where you deliver poo.

Amirite lads!!

31.01.2025 20:29 — 👍 2    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0
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Pleased to announce that I'm returning to the UK, to continue God's work as a delivery driver for Deliveroo.

31.01.2025 18:32 — 👍 8    🔁 1    💬 2    📌 0

Is that what maketh man a Nazi?

31.01.2025 05:44 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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Pulpit Friction 😉

30.01.2025 11:08 — 👍 2    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 1
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a man in a headband and sunglasses is saying `` it would be poppin '' while holding a cup of coffee . ALT: a man in a headband and sunglasses is saying `` it would be poppin '' while holding a cup of coffee .
30.01.2025 10:57 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Piers Morgan's naughty corner on youtube?

30.01.2025 10:57 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

The church of Calvin Robinson and latter day grifters

30.01.2025 09:13 — 👍 7    🔁 1    💬 1    📌 0

💪

30.01.2025 10:56 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Hands up, if you've been booted out of the Church and are looking for a new grift!?!

30.01.2025 08:24 — 👍 44    🔁 10    💬 7    📌 1
19.12.2024 22:22 — 👍 4    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0
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God Bless America

08.12.2024 11:38 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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This new series of I’m a Celebrity is wild.

18.11.2024 11:04 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

The bigger the better.

17.11.2024 21:43 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Remember the time a load of suckers paid for me to go to Disneyland because they thought I was a man of God? Lolz

16.11.2024 09:31 — 👍 13    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0
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The best thing about being a pretend Pastor, is that you get free shit from your flock of sheep. Gullible twats. lolz.

15.11.2024 14:46 — 👍 5    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Yes, this event was as utterly depressing as it looked.

14.11.2024 09:08 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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It was my holy destiny to get up on the stage with President Trump and some of his MAGA goons, then try to get noticed by doing A cringeworthy YMCA dance, only to get utterly blanked by everyone. Praise the gourd.

13.11.2024 16:24 — 👍 7    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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Please donate what you can to me, in the name of the Son, The Father and the Holy Bitcoin.

13.11.2024 15:59 — 👍 8    🔁 1    💬 1    📌 0