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Hello! Mostly I'm here to follow creators I like and occasionally share an opinion or two. In real life, I do plant biology 🌡.

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Across all the results yesterday one thing is clear- the first Dem in the presidential primary to vow that their first act as President will be to raze ICE to the ground and dump the remains in a toxic waste landfill is gonna lap the field

04.03.2026 13:57 β€” πŸ‘ 884    πŸ” 157    πŸ’¬ 9    πŸ“Œ 8

Spanish PM Pedro SΓ‘nchez on Iran: β€œSpain is against this disaster. Because we understand that governments are here to improve people's lives, to provide solutions to problems, not to make people's lives worse.

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04.03.2026 08:21 β€” πŸ‘ 6219    πŸ” 1886    πŸ’¬ 122    πŸ“Œ 241
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🌻 𝔾𝕣𝕒π•₯𝕖𝕗𝕦𝕝 π”½π•£π•šπ•–π•Ÿπ••π•€ 🌹

25.11.2024 02:48 β€” πŸ‘ 171    πŸ” 52    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Their current mode is mostly nuclear weapon platforms, right?

04.03.2026 16:34 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Wood spirit

11.02.2026 21:43 β€” πŸ‘ 218    πŸ” 42    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

I'm the type of goon who tries to corner Jackie Chan in a construction site

04.03.2026 16:17 β€” πŸ‘ 89    πŸ” 6    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 2
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Hammer shark mechanicπŸ¦ˆπŸ› οΈβš™οΈ

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Lake with Castle on a Hill

Lake with Castle on a Hill

Lake with Castle on a Hill https://www.wikiart.org/en/joseph-wright/lake-with-castle-on-a-hill

02.03.2026 14:46 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Ah yes, the great theories of international relations.

1. Realism.
2. Liberalism.
3. We have never before reached the FO state of FAFO and are thus supremely confident we can keep the FA up indefinitely with no consequences whatsoever. Plus, shit exploding is great content. Let's fucking goooooo!

02.03.2026 14:10 β€” πŸ‘ 324    πŸ” 62    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 3
brother ignatz the bittern about to be mercilessly thwacked for his many crimes

brother ignatz the bittern about to be mercilessly thwacked for his many crimes

Brother Ignatz you wretched beast, you rascal, you miserable scoundrel

02.03.2026 04:27 β€” πŸ‘ 1377    πŸ” 342    πŸ’¬ 9    πŸ“Œ 1

FUCK! I liked seven seas stuff!

02.03.2026 02:02 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Comic panel of Sophie Lacroix under attack in her personal mech, the RD-111/2 "Lacerta." She looks anxiously at her comms panel as missiles explode against her mech's armor. Her mother Sable talks to her through the comms. "How's it going out there, sweetie?" she says. "Everything's fine! Everything's fine!" Sophie replies in a panic.

Comic panel of Sophie Lacroix under attack in her personal mech, the RD-111/2 "Lacerta." She looks anxiously at her comms panel as missiles explode against her mech's armor. Her mother Sable talks to her through the comms. "How's it going out there, sweetie?" she says. "Everything's fine! Everything's fine!" Sophie replies in a panic.

mom i can't talk right now my mech is blowing up

#PROJECTMARGRAVE

01.03.2026 05:11 β€” πŸ‘ 345    πŸ” 95    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0
Philosophy #FAQ 
Ontology: what the fuck?
Causality: why the fuck?
Epistemology: how the why the fuck?
Phenomenology: the fuck.

Philosophy #FAQ Ontology: what the fuck? Causality: why the fuck? Epistemology: how the why the fuck? Phenomenology: the fuck.

25.02.2026 18:54 β€” πŸ‘ 1117    πŸ” 304    πŸ’¬ 21    πŸ“Œ 32
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θŠ±η²‰γ¨γƒ―γƒ‰γƒ«γƒ‰γ‚₯

01.03.2026 12:13 β€” πŸ‘ 1125    πŸ” 316    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 2

Aww nice, I love that manga!

01.03.2026 01:04 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Wind Waker 🌊✨

28.02.2026 20:52 β€” πŸ‘ 1931    πŸ” 445    πŸ’¬ 6    πŸ“Œ 0
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This War Will Destabilize The Entire Mideast Region And Set Off A Global Shockwave Of Anti-Americanism vs. No It Won’t George W. Bush may think that a war against Iraq is the solution to our problems, but the reality is, it will only serve to create far more.

This War Will Destabilize The Entire Mideast Region And Set Off A Global Shockwave Of Anti-Americanism vs. No It Won’t

28.02.2026 15:54 β€” πŸ‘ 10259    πŸ” 2804    πŸ’¬ 92    πŸ“Œ 135
We are At War now, according to President Bush, and I take him at his word. He also says this War might last for "a very long time."
Generals and military scholars will tell you that eight or 10 years is actually not such a long time in the span of human history - which is no doubt true - but history also tells us that 10 years of martial law and a wartime economy are going to feel like a Lifetime to people who are in their twenties today. The poor bastards of what will forever be known as Generation Z are doomed to be the first generation of Americans who will grow up with a lower standard of living than their parents enjoyed.
That is extremely heavy news, and it will take a while for it to sink in. The 22 babies born in New York City while the World Trade Center burned will never know what they missed. The last half of the 20th century will seem like a wild party for rich kids, compared to what's coming now. The party's over, folks.

We are At War now, according to President Bush, and I take him at his word. He also says this War might last for "a very long time." Generals and military scholars will tell you that eight or 10 years is actually not such a long time in the span of human history - which is no doubt true - but history also tells us that 10 years of martial law and a wartime economy are going to feel like a Lifetime to people who are in their twenties today. The poor bastards of what will forever be known as Generation Z are doomed to be the first generation of Americans who will grow up with a lower standard of living than their parents enjoyed. That is extremely heavy news, and it will take a while for it to sink in. The 22 babies born in New York City while the World Trade Center burned will never know what they missed. The last half of the 20th century will seem like a wild party for rich kids, compared to what's coming now. The party's over, folks.

From Hunter S. Thompson’s ESPN page 2 column one week after 9/11.

28.02.2026 16:26 β€” πŸ‘ 6081    πŸ” 2054    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 123
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The Country That Starts the War Is Wrong That's us.

"We are wrong because we started the war" should be the anchor point for all coverage of what's happening and it's remarkable how quickly that tends to get obscured.
www.hamiltonnolan.com/p/the-countr...

28.02.2026 14:57 β€” πŸ‘ 344    πŸ” 103    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0
A painting of a bird beside the text "we really fucked the dog on this one"

A painting of a bird beside the text "we really fucked the dog on this one"

28.02.2026 15:08 β€” πŸ‘ 513    πŸ” 104    πŸ’¬ 8    πŸ“Œ 11
pencil drawing of the new fire pokemon who is a little Pomeranian dog with it's evolutions being essentially bigger and fluffier versions

pencil drawing of the new fire pokemon who is a little Pomeranian dog with it's evolutions being essentially bigger and fluffier versions

ok hear me out

27.02.2026 16:32 β€” πŸ‘ 5319    πŸ” 1324    πŸ’¬ 69    πŸ“Œ 28

BREAKING: We're suing Kansas for a law that invalidates transgender people's updated driver's licenses and authorizes anyone to sue anyone they suspect of being trans for using the "wrong" bathroom.

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1478. Get your rare duck!

25.02.2026 16:00 β€” πŸ‘ 659    πŸ” 156    πŸ’¬ 14    πŸ“Œ 0

Good to know this has been going on for 100+ years

25.02.2026 16:52 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Gawain the green knight opening a letter sealed with wax

Gawain the green knight opening a letter sealed with wax

Little Alex Horne in his studio chair with the caption "so a simple task: land a fair blow anywhere on the green knight. One year later meet him at the green chapel, receive the same blow yourself."

Little Alex Horne in his studio chair with the caption "so a simple task: land a fair blow anywhere on the green knight. One year later meet him at the green chapel, receive the same blow yourself."

A cut to a wider shot showing Greg Davies in his throne turning to Little Alex Horne subtitled "Well surely no one just ran up and whanged his head clean off."

A cut to a wider shot showing Greg Davies in his throne turning to Little Alex Horne subtitled "Well surely no one just ran up and whanged his head clean off."

Cut back to Little Alex Horne subtitled "Let's see Gawain first."

Cut back to Little Alex Horne subtitled "Let's see Gawain first."

Looks like the original has been swept away by the sands of time.

25.02.2026 01:14 β€” πŸ‘ 1630    πŸ” 548    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 12

I'll always be proud of the piece I made in his honor.

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a stylized 3d render of a wizard holding a staff with a light on the end. a large moth sits upon it.

a stylized 3d render of a wizard holding a staff with a light on the end. a large moth sits upon it.

πŸ¦‹πŸ’‘

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