SharkBeret sharkberet - Bluesky Statics

untapped tac-dih-cooler method

01.03.2026 07:04 — 👍 26 🔁 6 💬 1 📌 1

My spec cam may be goated

#splatoon3 #compsplatoon #lutitonight

01.03.2026 03:26 — 👍 29 🔁 6 💬 3 📌 0

ᵒᵏᵃʸ

27.02.2026 07:11 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

>:(

27.02.2026 05:34 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

“IJLAFEBOTF” 🗣️‼️🫛

27.02.2026 03:23 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

genuinely why do some of y’all still play tetras over blue dapple ts is straight BUNS

27.02.2026 03:07 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

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24.02.2026 13:32 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

getting 2500 xp and this being the next match is its own kind of cruel and unusual punishment

20.02.2026 05:07 — 👍 7 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

friendly reminder: you can bombtrick torpedo

13.02.2026 04:24 — 👍 35 🔁 5 💬 2 📌 0

scrimblo bimblo

or just like “john” lmao

05.02.2026 20:41 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

go get em gamer!!!!!!!!!!

04.02.2026 19:45 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

i quickly came to realize this when i was first getting into graphic design but that doesn't stop me from loving it regardless

03.02.2026 19:52 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

i find it really funny that dying to stage hazards (water, OOB, marlin airport fan, ultra signal sprinkler, etc) loses you more aura than being splatted normally

01.02.2026 07:42 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

me at home vs. me at balls

31.01.2026 17:08 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

30.01.2026 14:26 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

ITS CALLED AURA BRUH

30.01.2026 14:22 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

if you're interested in getting into the pokemon tcg, i'd recommend doing it now. Rocket's Mewtwo is shaping up to be a top deck after April rotation when meta staples rotate out.

it's already performed well in japan city league lists (japan is already post-rot), and it's below MSRP on tcgplayer

29.01.2026 20:24 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Dapple feels insane, its also like the only good mobility/short range slaying weapon with 2 unique and powerful kits and was already seeing insane tourney use before the hitbox/slider buff. Might actually be a top 5 weapon at this point for sure top 10.

29.01.2026 19:53 — 👍 138 🔁 10 💬 6 📌 3

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29.01.2026 20:15 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

put yourself in a hot room, you'll become hot. put yourself in a cold room, you'll become cold.

likewise, put yourself in a mindset of "im washed" and you will be washed. contrarily, ask yourself "am i goated...?" and you will soon become goated.

this isnt about splatoon.

you are goated.

29.01.2026 19:03 — 👍 17 🔁 6 💬 0 📌 1

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29.01.2026 02:17 — 👍 1 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

LMAOOOOOO

27.01.2026 22:17 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Crobattle Royale: 38th Edition Captains must join the Discord! A ranked unless offseason zones-only weekly on Sunday nights, you pick your maps featuring STREAMED events. Badge prize will be given out to first place!

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26.01.2026 03:24 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

won crobattle royale underground bracket with a goober comp (vdap/cexplo/bstamp/gal)

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26.01.2026 03:23 — 👍 12 🔁 4 💬 1 📌 0

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25.01.2026 16:52 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

mega starmie is one of the most “pokemon” pokemon designs when you realize it’s VERY classic sci fi

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bread is bread king, stay winning 🗣️‼️

20.01.2026 03:18 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

"touhou bullethell"

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