What I want to know is when is he going to invade Epstein Island?
03.01.2026 22:36 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0What I want to know is when is he going to invade Epstein Island?
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It's an old and obvious pattern. An unpopular president - failing on the economy and losing his grip on power at home - decides to launch a war for regime change abroad.
The American people don’t want to “run” a foreign country while our leaders fail to improve life in this one.
Nicolas Maduro is not in the Epstein Files.
03.01.2026 18:53 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Mike Wallace is churning in his urn right now.
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Apple and Google caved and removed ICEBlock from their app stores after Pam Bondi had a shit fit. The app still works if you already have it but you can no longer download it. Sounds very fashy.
04.10.2025 03:58 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Even the klansmen of the 50s didn’t celebrate open racism as vociferously as this regime.
28.09.2025 01:48 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0A shame he wasn’t raptured today.
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Let’s not take our eye off the ball!
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Dang, I nearly forgot today is International Talk Like a Pirate Day.
ARRRR!!! Where be the Epstein Files, ye beslubbering, beef-witted, swag-bellied, rump-fed, flap-mouthed canker blossom?THANK YE FER YER ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER!!
My brother was at a peaceful No Kings protest in Santa Barbara last weekend. A woman stopped her car in the middle of traffic and yelled at them, “You people are responsible for Charlie Kirk’s death!” He said “Methinks you are giving us too much credit.”
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We’re having fun tonight.
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My brilliant brother Tim Mullins wielding his pen like a rapier. If this earns me a time out, it will be worth it.
28.08.2025 20:13 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Q: What's the difference between Merrick Garland and Cholesterol?
A: Cholesterol could still finish the job.
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Jesus wept.
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Operation Warp Speed II.
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I don't relish being a tiresome scold, but if you are okay with this regime, seek help.
02.07.2025 19:09 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Well, he finally got people to stop talking about how shitty his parade was.
22.06.2025 02:47 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Am I supposed to feel sorry for Elon Musk because he's only worth 200 billion instead of 400 billion now? #tinyviolin
31.05.2025 23:53 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0MAGA is clapping back by claiming Francis wasn't a real pope. He was compassionate. didn't vilify LGBTQ people, and didn't molest children. All non-starters in their book.
04.05.2025 19:02 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0MAGA is clapping back by claiming Francis wasn't a real pope. He was compassionate. didn't vilify LGBTQ people, and didn't molest children. All non-starters in their book.
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Steve has still got it. Pretty funny for a banjo player.
14.04.2025 17:45 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0It’s obvious they’re hiding as long as possible from the inevitable bending to his will.
07.04.2025 23:27 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Urkel Yam Tits.
06.04.2025 21:15 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0He can fiddle while Rome burns but it did not end well for Nero.
05.04.2025 19:18 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0To all of you who thought Trump was going to be your sword of retribution, it's your 401ks and IRAs tanking too. But at least you got pronouns out of the government.
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Lazy, but all I've got in me today.
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Teen Warned Not To Accept Group Chat Invites From National Security Advisors She Doesn’t Know
Teen Warned Not To Accept Group Chat Invites From National Security Advisors She Doesn’t Know
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