Master of the Game

You had me at "Jennifer Hale!"

She's "distorable!"

Oh man, that squirrel is going on the psychedelic trip of a lifetime.

I am in desperate need of a vacation this summer. Taking suggestions!

You may count on my support!

"I put a spell on you..." 🎶

Is that Reptar???

You sure do seem to eat well!

I'm allergic to chocolate, but no less inspired!

Or just one thing you've really needed.

Recruited five promising minions today. I think I can whip them into shape by the 31st 🎃

Tis the season...

Do you accept script submissions?

There's not one single thing in that sentence that doesn't sound awesome! 😎

Of all superheroines, I feel she embodies the "heroine" part more so than the "super" part.

Did some soul-searching and decided to acquire a TEFL certification 😎

Wow! I never knew that about your ancestry.

Lately I've been having thoughts of possibly moving abroad. I guess a little Googling would be okay - just for the sake of curiosity.

I seem to remember a comic panel in which he ripped his pants pretty badly.

Duckman was very ahead of its time (I refer to his renowned rant on comedy).

Better check for any stowaway huntsman spiders.

Gotta love that Peter Pan Syndrome 🤷🏻‍♂️

Beautiful! How about a trade?

The Mr. Potato Head Show from 1999. Only lasted one season, but to the credit of Fox Kids, they did give it a two-part series finale.

Let us all band together to collectively kick COVID-19's microbial ass.

My latest creation: Banana Soap!

I never really considered Jaws a horror movie, purely because the final confrontation took place in the daytime, and the film's primary antagonist wasn't a malicious entity, just a wild animal following its own predatory instinct to feed.

Just received an updated COVID-19 vaccination!

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