Weekend Everyday🇨🇦

So true

When someone says, "I expected more from you". And I'm like, well whose fault is that?

The insanity continues.

When you elect a clown you can expect a circus. His fellow clowns are definitely performing.

To think that Trump was trying to save the richest man in the world's Tesla business by making a commercial while pretending to buy a car is silly. He can't drive anyway.

He was just brushing up on his acting skills to build his resume for his next career in infomercials! 😉

If you think standing by your allies
is expensive, wait until you see the cost of abandoning them.
#wedontwantthis🇨🇦

Just an FYI - if I see any pics making fun of the meeting with Zelenskyy (a desperate man who is fighting for his invaded country) and the two white house tyrants who ambushed him, I will immediately block. Nothing about that was funny or acceptable. I stand with Ukraine! 🇺🇦

Trump agreeing to meet with Zelenskyy was for show only. Agent Orange knows he's being criticized for aligning with Russia so he set it up to look like he attempted to "help" Ukraine but then derailed any chance of reaching an agreement. Zelenskyy was ambushed. This Canadian stands with Ukraine.

Shoutout to the toothpaste stain on my shirt for making it appear that I had a WAY better time this morning than I actually did.

"The dildo of consequences rarely arrives lubed" might be my favourite saying of the week.

Time zones are weird.
In Finland it's 1pm.
In Mexico it's 5am.
And in the USA it's 1930s Germany

FYI - Dogs aren't the only animal you can train. I had a goldfish that could breakdance on the carpet...but only for like 20 seconds.

I told my son that if he gets in trouble for anything from here on out, he should say that he plans to be President.

Yesterday: Fixed hair and make-up. Saw no one.
Today: Had my shirt on backwards, pants I slept in and looked a lot like Jack Nicholson from The Shining. Saw all the people I know. All. of. them.

When someone shows you who they are, believe them.

Which essential oil is best for getting people to stop talking to you?

For those of you who need to hear this, you ARE a good driver, that curb DOESN'T belong there

FYI - "I just cleared out some space in the freezer" sounds so much more productive than, "I just devoured another gallon of ice cream."

I hate when people say take it one day at a time. Like what else would I do - skip Wednesday? 🤷

This lady at the grocery store was being very rude to all the people in the check out line, so rather than say anything to her, I invited everyone behind her to go ahead of me. Today, I had time.

Whenever I left the door open, my mom would ask if I was born in a barn. Which is odd, because you would think she'd remember something like that?

90% of the things I worry about never happen. Worrying works!

You know what? I'm just gonna say it...
Sharks just aren't eating enough people.

SEVERE WEATHER WARNING!!
The AA says anyone travelling in icy conditions have a shovel, blankets/sleeping bag, extra clothing (scarf/hat/gloves), de-icer, rock salt, torch, spare battery, gas can, first aid kit, jump cables, supply of food/drink.
I felt like an idiot on the bus!

I hope you're feeling a lot better soon!

The word of the day is "SHIDIOTS"
A special breed of people who make stupid decisions and end up in crappy situations.

So many people changing in a few hours... Can't wait to meet you all.

There will be a lot of posts soon from people sharing how much they achieved in 2024. But, in case someone needs to hear this, it's okay if the only thing you did this year was just get through it. 💚

I was going to conquer the world today, but then I got distracted by a meme, spilled coffee on myself, and accidentally took a three-hour nap. Tomorrow looks promising, though.

So to anybody else that got coal for Christmas, I'm thinking we can maybe link up and get the grill going or something.
Merry Christmas and happy holidays from our house to yours! ❤️