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Samm πŸ³οΈβ€βš§οΈπŸ΄β€β˜ οΈπŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ

@aliassamm.bsky.social

(they/them) | queer pirate | geriatric millennial | OFMD fanart/fic maker/lover | some NSFW content bc I like objectifying gay pirates | Please, no one under 18 ->πŸ”ž. If you're not clearly OFMD crew and you follow me, I will probably block you. Not personal

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Oh, there's no room for bad here. This is a third draft of something that shouldn't be in a third draft. Which might mean I need a new advisor, honestly (or to not do this with my life).

09.03.2026 14:16 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Sometimes I get paralyzed by potential. There's the potential for this essay to be good. But I think I struggle to adequately verbalize the connections that I can see clearly in my head and I'm scared that it's going to be what tanks me. I never wanted to be a lawyer. I just want to talk about art.

09.03.2026 13:21 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

This is such a fun idea for a good cause (last year I could only participate in the Craft Fair because the shipping fund existed and I’m sure that’s true for other makers, too). Donate to the shipping fund and get a chance to win your own amigurumi Goofy Chicken!

09.03.2026 00:00 β€” πŸ‘ 16    πŸ” 5    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Yasss!! He's so good in this role!!

09.03.2026 01:30 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

πŸ’―πŸ’―πŸ’―

09.03.2026 01:29 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Adorable!!

09.03.2026 01:28 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Yay!!

09.03.2026 01:21 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Lol. It's my go to every year bc every year it takes me about a week to readjust. πŸ˜…

09.03.2026 01:12 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Oof!! That's a long time to go without power.

09.03.2026 01:11 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Hee hee hee!! I am so happy that it brings you some silly joy, dude. πŸ«‚πŸ«‚πŸ«‚

09.03.2026 01:10 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Finally watched Hamnet and I def ugly cried... a lot. I need to rehydrate. Def recommend for anyone that hasn't seen it yet.

09.03.2026 01:09 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I'm actually pretty sure I'm watching this today. Even if it involves the "work" of physical media.

08.03.2026 15:11 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
Pink shawlette 

Yarn: Shirstycat BFL Sport
Pattern: "Pincha" by Pinpilan Wangsai

Pink shawlette Yarn: Shirstycat BFL Sport Pattern: "Pincha" by Pinpilan Wangsai

Millefiori Cowl

Yarn: Shirstycat BFL Sport

Millefiori Cowl Yarn: Shirstycat BFL Sport

Millefiori Scarf 

Yarn: Shirstycat BFL Sport

Millefiori Scarf Yarn: Shirstycat BFL Sport

The pink Pincha shawlette is dropping in the #fandomcraftfair tomorrow! (and whoever wins these is making out like a bandit because the yarn alone cost as much as the opening bid)

08.03.2026 14:43 β€” πŸ‘ 16    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Otis Redding : Cigarettes And Coffee (1966)
YouTube video by Stephane Vitse Otis Redding : Cigarettes And Coffee (1966)

On this #sexualsunday, they're laying in bed w Otis playing on the radio, and Stede is lazily humping Ed's hip, and, having been forbidden from touching his cock until Stede says so, Ed's losing his mind a bit, thrusting into the air and whimpering, unsure of just how long this is going to go on.

08.03.2026 14:54 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Yeah, I get that. Maybe no one has ever told him that his behaviour is not okay and you're not responsible for teaching him about good manners/how to not be a creep. There's no right or wrong decision about it. It's just what's about what's right for you. We've got your back!

08.03.2026 14:36 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

These are gorgeous!

08.03.2026 14:18 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Ha ha! That's just a sudden change in curfew that feels incredibly unfair and I would have been super stroppy about it in the moment (and then grateful in the morning πŸ˜…)

08.03.2026 14:16 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

πŸ«‚πŸ«‚πŸ«‚
It'll be okay, Wesley.

08.03.2026 14:15 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

This goes for me as well. I'm not even looking! I can't wait to work with whomever wins the commission at whatever price and I'm also v happy to make more creative magic with people beyond the auction, too. πŸ’œ

08.03.2026 14:02 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I vote for just not do it. πŸ˜‚

08.03.2026 13:54 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Such a cozy fic!!! Loved doing this one ❀️❀️❀️

#myart #ofmd #ofmdfanart

08.03.2026 13:36 β€” πŸ‘ 18    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
Preview
2026 Cache Pride Center Online Auction Donor Form Thank you for your interest in supporting the Cache Pride Center's mission to foster an inclusive and supportive community for our LGBTQ+ youth! We are organizing an online auction to raise funds th...

Psst crafters! If you were making stuff for the #FandomMarket that didn’t get done in time, and you still want to donate them to a craft auction for a good cause, my local queer youth center is having another craft auction fundraiser launching at the end of May!

Sign up to donate crafts here! πŸ‘‡

06.03.2026 21:18 β€” πŸ‘ 29    πŸ” 26    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 1

Yassss!! This. πŸ’œ

08.03.2026 13:40 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

How do you feel?

08.03.2026 13:36 β€” πŸ‘ 17    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

Oh yeah, that's a hard block. Tell your friend he's being a creep.

08.03.2026 13:28 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Hope you made it through the night! πŸ«‚πŸ«‚πŸ«‚

08.03.2026 13:26 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Oof. Take care of yourself. πŸ«‚πŸ«‚πŸ«‚

08.03.2026 13:20 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Mads in a gray suit jacket and mini skirt giving two middle fingers to the camera

Mads in a gray suit jacket and mini skirt giving two middle fingers to the camera

Morning Mads

08.03.2026 12:10 β€” πŸ‘ 16    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

V envious of these. 😍

08.03.2026 02:00 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0