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Joselito #FTTB (4-1)

@joselito.im.bsky.social

late-night talk show host and sandwich artist. one of the top 200,000,000 brazilian shitposters. mostly talking about sports, reality tv, and tech. he/him making things at @joselito.dev 🔗 https://joselito.bio • https://buymeacoffee.com/joselito

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ROBERT SALEH I OWE YOU MY LIFE!! #FTTB

03.10.2025 03:44 — 👍 8    🔁 2    💬 0    📌 0

nice we won and lost even more players

03.10.2025 03:39 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

does anyone have the jimmy g phone?

03.10.2025 02:07 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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03.10.2025 02:03 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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i can't believe that

03.10.2025 01:57 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

49ers fans are always louder in L.A. than they are in Santa Clara

03.10.2025 00:54 — 👍 10    🔁 1    💬 4    📌 0
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HELL YEAH

03.10.2025 00:59 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
A screenshot from the NFL's Next-Gen Stats referencing the EPA per dropback of Mac Jones (0.12) and Brock Purdy (0.08).

A screenshot from the NFL's Next-Gen Stats referencing the EPA per dropback of Mac Jones (0.12) and Brock Purdy (0.08).

gulp

03.10.2025 00:51 — 👍 172    🔁 11    💬 18    📌 19

But is he better than Brock Purdy?

- Stephen A. Smith tomorrow

03.10.2025 00:52 — 👍 7    🔁 1    💬 4    📌 0

Kyle Shanahan truly is a wizard to make Mac Jones look like this.

03.10.2025 00:48 — 👍 105    🔁 5    💬 9    📌 5

this game should be at least 21-0

03.10.2025 00:49 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

quarterback in the 49ers is only good when he's a backup

03.10.2025 00:49 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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How does Mac Jones keep ending up on teams with guys who look like Mac Jones

03.10.2025 00:34 — 👍 66    🔁 7    💬 5    📌 0

mac jones qb #1, that's it

03.10.2025 00:23 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Russ threw an incredibly beautiful ball on that pick

22.09.2025 01:14 — 👍 126    🔁 7    💬 11    📌 2

terrible, terrible game. hard to watch

21.09.2025 22:16 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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Dam been writing a book about this and she just TikToked it in 90 seconds.

19.09.2025 09:33 — 👍 19446    🔁 8105    💬 264    📌 751

I don't think that would make Fallon nervous. That's his element. Lorne chose him for a reason.

19.09.2025 15:31 — 👍 7    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

tua is going to be fired

19.09.2025 02:54 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

josh allen.

19.09.2025 00:56 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

hoping for a 41-12, as it is a scorigami

19.09.2025 00:10 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

tnf intro is depressing

19.09.2025 00:08 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

the bills are going to absolutely destroy the dolphins today

18.09.2025 23:41 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

great suggestion. as 20-17 is the most common score, now it will be flagged as "antigami"

14.09.2025 23:36 — 👍 251    🔁 13    💬 3    📌 2

worked a lot on @nflscorigami.bsky.social today. the niners won. snf ahead. that's what i call a good day

15.09.2025 00:05 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Daniel Jones putting up 41 points combined across his 2 first halves this season was… not on my bingo card.

14.09.2025 21:36 — 👍 27    🔁 1    💬 2    📌 0

“Nobody should be killed for their political beliefs” vs “every child in Gaza is potentially a terrorist” is a fun contrast

11.09.2025 17:33 — 👍 2216    🔁 857    💬 14    📌 9

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