drac (in the flesh)

female cashier at a corner store tells a guy "the stork probably dropped you a couple of times when delivering you."

like half of the characters talk like this but to me she takes the cake

guy in police uniform gets up from party table, the subtitle says "fuck, I didn't attend the lecture about what to do with dead bodies at public events."

amazing things happening in Latvian (Latgalian in this case) TV series

hello good morning time to make this active once again bc I am for real running out of thought juices for twt (image barely related)

one night I dreamt abt a woman who could split her tongue in two or three parts and fuse it back seamlessly at will

not going to lie this sounds like where my train of thought would go if I was younger and in some way introduced to the phrase "speaking in tongues" with no context whatsoever

atp considering making an art side account once I get an invite code

absolutely obsessed with the thought of moving to another app only to literally not have anything to say there at this point bc all the thought juices have been drained already