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Watching Trump and Governor Stitt bicker is like witnessing two geriatric patients fight over the last cup of sugar-free Jell-O. It’s just a standard lover's quarrel—I’m sure they’ll be back to trading dentures and holding hands by the early bird special.

YouTube video by The Enemy From Within Donald Trump just created the most job layoffs since George W Bush.

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So apparently white Americans in Minneapolis are putting Mexican flags on their cars so ICE agents waste time pulling them over. They call it ICE fishing. 😂

BREAKING: Erika Kirk is rumored to be pregnant. JD Vance is reportedly checking the upholstery for a heartbeat. Their love child, Sectional Healing Vance, is expected to arrive in a variety of velvet finishes this fall.

A federal judge has officially barred ICE from utilizing taxpayer information provided by the IRS. In her ruling, Judge Talwani stated that the Department of Homeland Security's argument—that noncitizens lack Fourth Amendment rights—is essentially a recipe for abuse.

The new Trump Rx plan is truly a masterpiece of "efficiency." It’s basically a digital coupon book that tells you to pay cash and bypass your own insurance. I’d honestly rather choke on horse-sized ivermectin pills than trust this "deal.

HUGE: A new quiet court filing by DOGE admits that they LIED about giving employees full access to secret Social Security data. During that window, they uploaded it to Cloudflare. It may STILL be available online. It cannot be undone.

Remember, Trump is suing the IRS and the Treasury -- agencies he controls -- for $10 BILLION. They are defended by Pam Bondi, whom he also controls. This is not a presidency. It is a criminal shakedown of you and me: the American taxpayers.

Judge Schiltz stated that ICE's disobedience in a single month likely exceeded the total lifetime violations of some other federal agencies. ICE violated over 96 court orders in January alone

1,200 people ICE detained in the Florida Everglades concentration camp are missing. Completely disappeared. No one outside knows where they are or what happened to them.

As of late January 2026, the U.S. national debt has exceeded $38.5 trillion, driven by consistent federal budget deficits and accumulating at a rapid pace of roughly $1 trillion every few months.

SOUTH KOREA EX-PRESIDENT YOON GUILTY OF FABRICATING OFFICIAL DOCUMENT RELATED TO MARTIAL LAW DECLARATION - JUDGE

Screenshot of a post on X by “Mayor Zoharan Kwame Ma…” saying that on day 8 of their administration, he and @GovKathyHochul announced the beginning of universal childcare in NYC. The post says New Yorkers will no longer be forced to choose between starting a family and continuing to live in the city they love, and adds: “This only happened because of you.” Below the text is a video thumbnail showing a man in a dark suit and maroon tie seated at a desk in an office with a lamp behind him; a subtitle on the video reads: “Freeze the rent for rent stabilized tenants,” and a speaker icon appears in the corner.

Turns out we can have nice things with the right, courageous leadership.

Do that in my home without a warrant and you will be dead on the floor.

Ask yourself. If ICE is going door to door, what’s next?

Armed federal agents took a man away in handcuffs. A woman came out of the house and said the man was her husband. It also appears ICE used an administrative warrant, not a judicial warrant.

That matters….

My urologist asked how I managed to cure my ED naturally. I told him my secret: "Every time I rile up a MAGA snowflake on TikTok, I get an immediate reaction. Four years of trolling later, and I've never been better." He had a good laugh and asked for my TikTok name so he could see for himself.

Buying an "AI Bunker" stick is like taking medical advice from RFK Jr. in a South Park episode. He’d say the cloud is an inverted food pyramid of toxic gluten that’ll make your laptop’s dick fly off. Imagine paying $100 for a "secure brain" when the free version won't melt your organs.

The United Nations just declared Trump's actions a violation of international law.

Maybe, just maybe, they will do something about this. 🤞

Zohran Mamdani just signed an EO undoing the Executive Orders that disgraced, corrupt, Trump-supported Mayor Eric Adams made."

The Department of Homeland Security is pausing the immigration applications from an additional 20 countries after an expansion of travel restrictions took effect Jan. 1.

Imagine you win $1.8 Billion in the Power Ball, and suddenly you're the only billionaire in the country getting properly taxed

Oh, wow, the FBI "thwarted" a plot they likely spent six months hand-holding some confused teenager through? I'm shocked. It’s truly a holiday miracle that they managed to stop the very "ISIS-inspired" plan they probably provided the blueprints, fake explosives, and motivational pep talks for.

In 1989, someone asked Carl Sagan if he was a socialist. He basically replied: "I think the government shouldn't let people rot, and since the U.S. is filthy rich but actively chooses to keep homelessness as a hobby, clearly we’ve just prioritized 'rugged neglect' over basic human decency." 💯

Trump just dropped 132 Truths in a single hour? Honestly, at this point, the 'TDS' is coming from inside the house. Most people count sheep to fall asleep at 11:00 PM; he counts grievances and personal vendettas.

BREAKING: The Grindr servers have officially collapsed again. Experts suspect the surge was caused by thousands of users checking to see if the Speaker survived this 'icky' encounter with girl cooties.
​Thoughts and prayers to the IT department for having to 'reframe' the bandwidth yet again.