shal

am retracting this statement

you've never been wrong

you are too sweet ❤️

think I'll get back into hockey this year @theactivestick.bsky.social tell me about the leafs please

had a really good night, we are so back

please I need all the wisdom

you are so right

still hoping my 40s are my first non-embarrassing decade!!

my inspiration

very weird to read your own posts it's like haha I felt that way?? she's so silly

amor de mi vida 🩷

happy birthday to this beautiful soul, the wind beneath my wings 🪽

In all my years on this earth, and trust me, I am OLD, nothing has ever been more true than that the guys who hurt my smartest, funniest, hottest friends look like you closed a car door on a thumb.

AI is somebody told me — you had a boyfriend who looked like a girlfriend — that I had in february of last year

no cartoon character has looked more 48 years old

stop saying things like this

Manu, I want to go on vacation with you!! I could have helped you repatriate cultural artifacts from the british museum and be an excellent plus one

"sometimes I just throw a bunch of words together in a paragraph and hope it makes sense"

wait I hadn't heard about the second thing!!

hey — that's crazy — who would do that?

grounds for divorce

did you ever find out?

overhearing this elderly white man talk about how "everyone comes here from somewhere, unless you're Indigenous." ngl, I thought that sentence was gonna end differently!!

You really are the fun uncle!

my favourite tomate girl 🍅❤️

hinge: designed to divorce

never date your most compatible is a lesson you can take from me 😂

oooh now we are talking

that sounds very sad, I would like a happy hyperfixation

I want to but I don't think I can commit to such an intense show right now. Always have to be in the mood