Stephanya

No because the way my still half asleep mind read that as Jeff Goldblum was looped into the national security group chat!! And I was just like… weird, but okay. 🤷🏾‍♀️

Whoooooah, what’s this about the leaked war room now? I just woke up from a nap and it feels like when you fall asleep with the tv on and you slept through one or two of the episodes.

I can’t believe I’m actually going to say this, but I am completely OBSESSED with the Filofax clipbooks. I actually thought they looked ugly at first, but now I’m out here trying to collect all the pastels like I’m catching Pokémon.

One of the absolute shittiest things about being a Canadian author is having your editor insist to change all your spelling to American spelling so that American readers don’t 1 star review your book to hell screaming about how you didn’t edit it and it’s riddles with spelling errors.

Not me typing the word “agreeance” in my novel and Scrivener insisting it’s not a word.It’s a word it’s just OLD!Even writing this my iPhone is like, “Learn to spell, ho!” Look, phone, I’m not taking spelling advice from a software that thinks “colour, favour, and neighbour” are incorrect spellings!

Thank you so much for posting about this! I actually didn’t know this section was on your site and I’m currently looking to purchase my third piece. What perfect timing! ❤️

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I’m sorry for your loss.

And people wonder why we millennials rocked office wear in the clubs. THIS! THIS IS WHY! We never stood a chance. Just vodka with redbull, and pencil skirts as far as the eye could see, shaking our groove things to The Blackeyed Peas.

It took me all of four days, FOUR DAYS. To go from, “Who the hell are these crazy people that use multiple planners? My ADHD brain can barely use ONE.” To, “Oh damn, I’m going to need a second planner. Better get another pretty Filofax!”

When the ONE time you go to bed thinking you left the oven on & you say to yourself, “Shut up woman! You ALWAYS think you left the oven on and you check FOUR TIMES and it’s NEVER on!!” Is the one time you go to sleep without checking and wake up to discover that you DID in fact leave the oven on.”

Celebrate International Women's Day by interrupting men with your unsolicited opinions and taking credit for their work. If they get upset about it, be sure to tell them that they sound hysterical and should smile more.

Love it!

Borderline?

Bahahahaha! The universe doesn’t play. No sooner do I worry about feeling stifled on here if I turn this into my author account do I stumble across the profile of the wonderful @courtneymilan.com telling it like it is! ❤️ Gotta love when a sign slaps you right in the face.

Omg I really need to get back to posting on here. The days just keep flying by and I forget all about it. I’m also thinking of allowing this page to become my official author Bluesky page. But then part of me worries I’ll feel the need to be a little less unhinged and more “professional”.

The way I’ve got the “Hostile Government Takeover” EDM remix on an infinite loop on full blast is just so soothing for my poor frazzled nerves.

Does anyone else thank Siri for completing a task for them? Honestly, the only thing I use Siri for is turning on my phone flashlight, but every time it turns on I say thank you, and she’s like, “My pleasure.” It just feels right.

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No because at this point I feel like I’m that old woman on Titanic, and I’m just so over it.

Watching some Red, White & Royal Blue to wash the taste of that previous cinematic travesty out of my mouth. I’m curled up in bed waiting to hear “Get Low” with bated breath.

Ummmmm you are LITERALLY a toddler (22 yo). I feel like you’re liking my profile for the same reason I’m liking 62 year old man’s profile, so this is REALLY not going to work out the way you hope it does…

Wait, wait, wait… was Babygirl meant to be a joke? Like, I KNEW it was going to be terrible, but… is it INTENTIONALLY terrible!? Is this a PARODY!? Did everyone get got!? I know it’s dubbed “erotic thriller” but it HAD to have been made as a prank. Someone got drunk and lost a bet.

I hope that NO ONE is learning BDSM from the movie Babygirl because it’s somehow worse than 50 Shades was. It’s like the writer said, “Oh you thought Christian was a complete psychopath? BET!” I don’t trust the young one that learn sex from porn to get that coercion is NOT consent. 🤣 Just psychotic.

I think that I might like Star Trek more than Star Wars. I’m not sure where that puts me, or what that says about me in the great ongoing universal Geek War, but I’m sure it says something… 🤔

You know I’m deeeeep in my K-drama-thon when I learn to make a new food dish. Nothing was going to stand between me and my tteokbokki.

Why is 001 so hoooooot!? Ummm season 2 001, just to be clear. Lee Byung-hun is the Korean Mads Mikkelsen doppelgänger and I’m so effing here for it.

I need someone to explain to me what the exact type of crack it is they put in K dramas.

We literally had two gay male birds as pets growing up. I was a full on adult before one day my mom was like, “Wait, you know Dylan is a boy too right?” I was like, “My bird has been a power bottom this WHOLE TIME!?” She was like, “Yup.”

No, because Cameron Diaz is FANTASTIC in Back In Action. I’m so happy to see her in a movie again.

Does anyone else’s cat lay right in the middle of the bed, so that when you get in you kind of have to scootch to the side and curl around them?

Tonight I just heard Stephen Colbert call Trump a “weather cuck” and now I might be pregnant