Windshear

I do this to let people know that I will be drinking a lot of beers and please dont sit next to me

when theres a grain of sand in the lettuce i feel like a cow depositing gastroliths inside my 3rd stomach

makin me feel some type of way bro keep it up

why is bro slaying like that

The powers that be are suppressing my ideas (employment)

Damn International whiskey day with the big hitters

They call me a trampoline the way they have no idea how I got in the backyard but they wanna bounce on it anyway

I should make more awful shitposts on this app.

girls please dont fw me i am 5'1 and broke and unemployed

When the beer, 🙂‍↕️🗣️🥰

hell yeah brother

what epic pickup line will get me the beastmode breadwinner wifehusband ofmy dreams

Yeah still pretty good stuff

Been having some thoughts

the most beautiuful woman on earth works at bunning s

What are some songs that you can play while driving that make you consider letting the voices win (e.g. free bird, anything by creed,

Boorloo bridge opening event, Perth. Get down here

if i had red hair they would call me ginger beer the way i drink, beers

man we have GOT to figure out some good slurs for people like me

Yeah just another part of my extensive collection of bangers

This and a beer

me when my um scringus gets hrard😮‍💨

Making plans to dm me? Interesting

Aussies do it right as per usual

Fishen rod

Yeah I am a real alcoholic

Beast mode tbf

One of the favourites... I always forget how beautiful that red is.

Awesome drop, finished my bottle a few months ago 🤤🤤 too hard to put it down (or maybe too easy?)