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CHOU i was just writing this in my document oultine WE ARE ON THE SAME WAVELENGTH. this devotion SHOULD BE HIS!!!!!!!

lbh: haha my evil revenge where i torture sect leader yue by pretending to be sj in his dreams

lbh when he experiences the full qi-ge beam of being loved and doted upon in the way that yqy would have doted on sj if sj would have let him take care of him: fuck,,

genuinely i was like "yay yippee i finished a chapter hooray i will update one of my fics today yahoo !!" and then i go to ao3 and it's down

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my new working fic idea where instead of sending sj's legs to yqy, lbh should infiltrate yqy's dreams instead (to dig up more information about how to torture sj) and then do evil pervert things to yqy during yqy's nightmares about the lingxi caves

im putting it on my calendar 🫡

YAYYYY i love knowing that im not insane for thinking they would be good parallels

omg yay i think the one person on this earth who can understand how weird lbh is about sj is yqy and i need lbh to dreamsex yqy about it!!!!!

if i write a fic with the tag "original luo binghe/original yue qingyuan" i might get three people to read it if im super lucky

diversity win the dark yaoi fuck prince is a woman

the LBH & YQY relationship really has so much potential considering theyre dark parallels of each other. two guys who got trapped in a hellhole for a few years to be destroyed and remade and then came back out as the paragon of their cultivation path and also weird as fuck about shen jiu

before the reveal about everything shi qingxuan doesn't strike me as a person who is into that but afterwards i think penance and suffering and being consumed could be a great sex thing for her

usually im all about the dark yaoi fuckprince/government assigned top being the guy who bottoms but the thing with beefleaf is that i do think that he xuan wants to tie up shi qingxuan and devour her whole

the greatest weapon of the postcanon beefleaf fic writer is the knowledge that he xuan's self-control regarding sqx is really bad. like the willpower to stay at a distance and not engage is NOT there

my life has been changed overnight by historically researched nun bdsm

SQH oneshotted this guy

I really don’t like it when published books have justified text. let the words be evenly spaced boy

the most knowledge I has on this subject is “perils of interpreting” but it’s not suuuper relevant to this AU as of now … alas

holy shit. no I haven’t. I’m going to devour this so fucking fast

oh very helpful tysm maybe I will have them fuck in a chapel instead … it seems cozier

bad time to also admit that i dont know the difference between a cathedral, a church, and a chapel

SQQ the chinese man is dressed in red to go to his western wedding that happens in a gothic cathedral where they do the three bows and there's a christian altar and church pews there. i dont fucking know dude

im writing a BQ AU where, due to the nature of the AU, it's fused with western gothic literature, where women are always walking around barefoot in the middle of the night going to churches, but it's taking me the fuck out to be writing sentences like "SQQ opened the doors to the church"

oh same the content doesn’t bother me but erha has warnings up to the eyes so I assumed people would have told me if there was wild shit in misvil. it’s crazy that despite it being fairly popular on my TL for a minute nobody thought to mention the premise of the novel is sex slavery

cutting off your tits only to work out to gain tits again 😔🤚

i got like three chapters into writing an original story before immediately stalling out. take me out to the glue factory

she puts at least 1.5 heathcliffs in every story on average

i heard that mxtx really liked wuthering heights when she read it and now that im skimming this summary this really does explain literally everything about every book she's written

xie lian: huh i wonder why the reverend of empty words brought us here to see the he xuan celebration parade

shi qingxuan: bestie it's really not that important rn

me, knowing nothing about the story twist but reading the 7s edition where only important characters get illustrations:

when i was reading TGCF and there was a book illustration of he xuan killing everyone until he died of exhaustion it felt a little bit like when a character in a movie gets killed off early but they're played by a bigname actor so u know the character can’t really be dead