crimes

Alright. Walk with me. Firstly, I am rejecting the idea Airplane psychically linked with an existing realm. Secondly, I will be viewing Airplane's og outline as the original realm of Bingzu.

Airplane descends from author to character. Bingzu ascends from character to catalyst-of-derivative-stories.

well yes under normal circumstances you might refer to that as the cuck chair but it's just where zhuzhi-lang likes to sit

update: i never realized how much i used the arrow keys until i bought a keyboard with no arrow keys

yay i have a new keyboard :) time to write fanfiction

funniest plot twist of the sv extras is that sqq isn’t into bad boys. he specifically likes goodie-two-shoes sweethearts. this forces Binghe to constantly be on his best behavior. so sqq’s taste in men has inadvertently saved the entire world from the apocalypse

i can't think about how sy is incredibly abnormal about how deeply he shaped the version of luo binghe that is His and keeps wanting to shape him more and leave his mark deep in his bones for more than two seconds without feeling dizzy

ED yqy 😵‍💫knowingly drinking his drugged evening tea 😵‍💫 so SJ can come somno him every night 😵‍💫 pre-relationship 😵‍💫😵‍💫

#svsssspoilers sy is so disappointed that his baby is too grown up to need his modern world tutelage. he NEEDS to provide for bingbing. whatever variant of mommy or teacher kink this is, he has it

incredibly funny that so many scummies wrote dollification so close to canon SV dollification. the hivemind. MXTX Spoke Though Us and She said Binghe wants to let his shizun do his hair and dress him up and adjust his belt and roll his sleeves to expose his wrists and micromanage his hairstylist and

I don’t have the chapter off the top of my head but it’s when the old palace master is accusing Shen Qingqiu of having caused the sower plague in Jin lan and Binghe speaks for the first time !

System-Enslaved to Translate for Tea (a.k.a. Tea before my deadlines, svsss extras over my essay) T/N: translating one chapter a day… Progress: Part 1: Reality! 一、现代！ Part 2: Binghe! 二、冰河！ Part 3: Daily Life! 三、日常！ Part 4: Proud Immortal! 四、狂傲！ Part 5: Meeting! 五、开会！ Part 6: Origin! 六、起源！ Part 7: ...

Speaking of SVSSS extras!!
Here's an EDITED and TRANSLATED version of the new SVSSS short by Jin.

New sections will be added as it gets translated.

This was shared with permission (thank you @teamune on discord!!)❤️ just wanted to spread the word!

docs.google.com/document/d/1...

#svsssspoilers

sy has soooo much fun larping as himself if I were Binghe I wouldn’t spoil his fun either

nvm I’m having a ball

And in that pause between pitch and contact - longer than logic, shorter than hope - we remembered why baseball existed long before we judged a sport's value by viral moments and betting apps. It is the romance of failure. The mortal beauty of trying and missing seven times out of 10 and still being considered great. It is the only sport where patience is a weapon, and panic the surest death. You cannot simply run out the clock in baseball; you must face it, pitch by terrifying pitch, until it finally releases you.

Did not expect one of the best paragraphs I’d read about baseball would come from an Irish newspaper

www.irishexaminer.com/sport-column...

there’s this part in durarara where Mika is like “Seiji is so great ♡ I put 20 cameras in his bedroom to watch him sleeping ♡ and he found all of them because he’s so smart ♡ and then he told me good morning thru one ♡” and that’s bingqiu stalker au for me

new SVSSS short

maybe I should really quickly write some disgusting nasty filthy erated fic that has no plot or character development whatsoever. to cleanse my brain

I know this has no basis in canon whatsoever but I think Jiang Cheng should have a stalker. I think it’d be good for him

they have to let MXTX out of her cage (requiring danmeis to end happily for the main couple). she needs to be free to roam in her natural habitat (writing soulcrushing tragedies with claustrophobically inescapable endings that could have been avoided if only the character had fixed The Hubris)

today I bit into an apple that tasted a little like after you’ve chewed through celery and all that’s left is the fiber pulp that tastes like water

i HAVE to kill the desire to write good

yes that IS airplane’s most beautiful wonderful perfect OC who is effortlessly gorgeus ♡

the most beautiful luo binghe art always make me think of “my name is luo binghe and I have long ebony black hair (that's how I got my name) with beautiful pigtails that reaches my mid-back and icy red eyes like limpid tears and a lot of people tell me I look like su xiyan.” im obsessed with it

the industrious and sustainable scum villain fandom will subsist itself for another ten years off of nothing but dancing cucumber video and pigtails Binghe

My Case ! :)

the way yqy's milky tits have rotted my mind in every scene i only see him

so when qiu haitang was accusing shen qingqiu of killing her brother in the jin lan city arc, was this the first time that yue qingyuan had actually learned how shen jiu got out of that house

in terms of gameplay it’s very good. the mechanics are fun and interesting. in terms of story it is very at home in the GameStop $5 bargain bin

they were right though. the hades2 ending sucks

why did chronos become so milfy after the ending. like he put a shirt on and somehow the shirt with the slight sideboob nipslip is more scandalous than when chronos was fully shirtless for the entire game