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Baseball Prospectus sentence generator, Great Lakes Curling Association president

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thievery! USA laid down the perfect guard and forced a draw to the pin for china, who was heavy

09.03.2026 15:30 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1
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mamma mia / absolute scenes

09.03.2026 15:25 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

USA wheelchair mixed doubles is tied 6-6 against undefeated china in the 8th end. china has hammer. a USA win advances them to the medal round

09.03.2026 15:16 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
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If I had a nickel for every time Franz Ferdinand was involved in the precursor events of a world war, I’d have two nickels, which isn’t a lot, but it’s weird it happened twice

09.03.2026 08:34 β€” πŸ‘ 6399    πŸ” 1661    πŸ’¬ 38    πŸ“Œ 57
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Dominican Republic

first step is done! worldcurling.org/member-assoc...

09.03.2026 14:02 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

50th watch of this clip and I *just* noticed the broom yeet

09.03.2026 13:53 β€” πŸ‘ 17    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

yeah this might be the shot of the year

09.03.2026 12:41 β€” πŸ‘ 130    πŸ” 21    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 0

both the 2026 Scotties and the 2026 Brier featured teams which struggled to qualify for the slams all year then went undefeated until the final game only to lose to a Manitoba team

09.03.2026 02:30 β€” πŸ‘ 12    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Buh buh buh buh buh burger jump gimme gimme the bun because I’m gonna top it 🫸🫷

09.03.2026 01:51 β€” πŸ‘ 86    πŸ” 13    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I bet they practice that

09.03.2026 01:12 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Monkey off his back, Matt Dunstone runs Koe out of stones to win his first Brier

09.03.2026 01:07 β€” πŸ‘ 52    πŸ” 12    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 3
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Matt Dunstone slash double for 2

He’s up by 3 in the 10th of the Brier final

09.03.2026 00:53 β€” πŸ‘ 12    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

DUNNY

09.03.2026 00:50 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Huge 3 for Dunstone. That might be the game

09.03.2026 00:21 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

There’s a ridiculous number of good teams. Dunstone made the final the last two times. Koe has always been lethal, and Tardi has elevated his game after the Olympics

The Brads just needed a couple more shots per game to advance

08.03.2026 22:45 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Brier final underway. Koe-Dunstone. I like that no matter what, two guys are winning their first one (Matt Dunstone and Colton Lott or Tyler Tardi and Aaron Sluchinski)

08.03.2026 22:15 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Yes

08.03.2026 17:54 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Rk
, Rank
Team
GP
, Games Played
W
, Wins
L
, Losses
Qualification
Details
1
flag of People's Republic of China
Country Code
China
6	6	0	
Q
, Qualified	
2
flag of Great Britain
Country Code
Great Britain
6	3	3		
2
flag of Japan
Country Code
Japan
6	3	3		
2
flag of Republic of Korea
Country Code
Korea
6	3	3		
2
flag of Latvia
Country Code
Latvia
6	3	3		
2
flag of United States of America
Country Code
United States
6	3	3		
7
flag of Estonia
Country Code
Estonia
6	2	4		
8
flag of Italy
Country Code
Italy
6	1	5

Rk , Rank Team GP , Games Played W , Wins L , Losses Qualification Details 1 flag of People's Republic of China Country Code China 6 6 0 Q , Qualified 2 flag of Great Britain Country Code Great Britain 6 3 3 2 flag of Japan Country Code Japan 6 3 3 2 flag of Republic of Korea Country Code Korea 6 3 3 2 flag of Latvia Country Code Latvia 6 3 3 2 flag of United States of America Country Code United States 6 3 3 7 flag of Estonia Country Code Estonia 6 2 4 8 flag of Italy Country Code Italy 6 1 5

Paralympic wheelchair mixed doubles standings with one game to go. Get those calculators out for the tiebreakers

08.03.2026 16:52 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

My 2:00 am - 3:00 am was fine. Not sure what you all did wrong

08.03.2026 15:48 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1
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Kevin Koe with a Kevin Koe-type shot to help win the 1-2 page game in an extra end

08.03.2026 02:29 β€” πŸ‘ 18    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 1

Extra end in the 1-2 page playoff game. Dunstone had a tough run double for 2, only got one. Also his trailing knee might be injured? Koe with hammer. Winner goes to the final

08.03.2026 02:13 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Israel will respond by launching a series of baseballs toward Suriname

08.03.2026 01:25 β€” πŸ‘ 89    πŸ” 9    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

7 minutes and 29 seconds of clock used by Koe in the first end let’s effing go

07.03.2026 23:32 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

She predicted … losing?

07.03.2026 20:24 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

And that’s it. Been watching Gushue my whole curling life. Absolute legend. Getting a little weepy here

07.03.2026 20:11 β€” πŸ‘ 17    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

A perfect hit and roll on his final throw, but that’s probably it

07.03.2026 20:08 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Brad Gushue may be playing his final end of competitive curling, so who’s ready for Emotions

07.03.2026 19:53 β€” πŸ‘ 12    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 2

So many storylines here (Gushue retirement, Jacobs post-Olympic fatigue, Gallant former teammates with Gushue) but they have scarcely touched Brendan Bottcher is facing the team that fired him two years ago

07.03.2026 17:16 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
Preview of World Baseball Classic USA vs. Great Britain

Preview of World Baseball Classic USA vs. Great Britain

America is sending the reigning back-to-back Cy Young winner who just earned a record $32 million salary in arbitration against a guy named Tyler Viza who most recently had a 7.47 ERA for the Queretaro Conspiradores in Mexican independent ball

Baseball rocks

07.03.2026 16:48 β€” πŸ‘ 33    πŸ” 6    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 3