Suss-- 🥌

McDonald threw his final rock with three seconds to go. heir apparent

Koe with five seconds left on the clock

Love when Kevin Koe plays the classics

Well that was messy but impressive by Skrlik. Homan loses to a Canadian, and now I don’t know what to think

Forget the wire, use the whole toolbox

Kayla Skrlik taking Homan to the wire in this one

The hat shouldn’t be removable, period

failed the pinewood derby and the basketball team, but a desktop computer with QBASIC fit securely in my bedroom

Koe over Jacobs on draw 1 has definitely made me perk up

Getting to the button through the back door

the team has basically adopted the nickname

Team Homan winning over Team Cameron 15-6

It’s going to be a short week for everyone

She also gave birth during this time period.

These are ridiculous Ohtani-grade numbers

It’s been a couple years since that happened, so this is a welcome sight

Canadian Curling Trials - Draw 1 YouTube video by TSN

I think the Canadian curling trials are gonna be on YouTube for the US audience??? www.youtube.com/live/3liVGFW...

I think it’s sweet that Marjorie Taylor Greene wants to step down so she can spend more time with her global conspiracies

Team Gushue wearing orange jackets

Well I didn’t have Gushue winning the Canadian curling trials but they’re wearing orange so hard to argue against that

JACK DONAGHY: Lemon, Don Geiss is telling me we need to find a way to make Jenna appeal to the [strained air quotes with fingers] "youth" demographic, maybe a song?
LIZ LEMON: No! We all know what happened last time-

we heckled this man into retirement immediately following a 1999 Toledo Mud Hens game

there is only one power couple I want to learn more about and that is mary steenburgen/ted danson

cloud fare? you mean manna?

I knew east coast magazine journalists generally fucked one-percenters but I didn't know that meant polling averages

“OK” standing for “oll korrect” still hasn’t been topped

doing a rewatch if ITYSL and how is Kate Berlant not more successful

rick porcello is at the age where he should be signing with the san francisco giants on a 2-year deal

olivia nuzzi is part of some Opus Dei society where people self-flagellate not with whips but with run-on sentences

Ironic that her ex-lover would be *against* the sale of saccharine

World Curling Team Rankings: MEN REGISTER: team Rank Team Location YTD TOTAL 1. Bruce Mouat Scotland 263.5 463.1 2. Matt Dunstone Manitoba 248.0 380.5 3. Brad Jacobs Alberta 204.3 342.2 4. Yannick Schwaller Switzerland 195.5 341.0 5. Ross Whyte Scotland 172.5 288.7 6. John Epping Northern Ontario 180.6 270.1 7. Joel Retornaz Italy 174.3 255.3 8. Daniel Casper Minnesota 162.5 217.9 9. Kyle Waddell Scotland 147.4 209.9 10. John Shuster Minnesota 147.0 203.5 11. Mike McEwen Saskatchewan 93.5 203.0 12. Niklas Edin Sweden 111.4 192.0 13. Marco Hoesli Switzerland 97.6 189.8 14. Marc Muskatewitz Germany 71.8 173.4 15. Xiao Ming Xu China 97.8 165.3

Casper doesn’t have much world experience beyond university games but they’re ranked pretty high already

Surprised they interviewed everyone on Team Shuster after the loss. Hufman was absolutely devastated. Maybe interview the winners?