Suss-- 🥌

so many S's

RIPCON 4

please read the whole interview before you post something like "gray glandsman"

I doubt it. The other company clearly took the L

Florida is an absolutely cursed state. Craig Robinson’s “Killing It” had them dead to rights in two seasons, there was no need for a third

1-0 for Team USA at the Paralympics.
Steve Emt rolls off the ice trying and failing to hit the high notes in Sia's Titanium.
"you're mic'd up"
"i know!" (high-pitched howling noises)

great final end by Dwyer/Emt, USA steals 4 to put a win on the board 11-6 over 2023 world champion Latvia

"USA v. Rockies" is also a landmark supreme court case where they ruled 6-3 it is okay to blow up a mountain as long as a venture capitalist signs an affidavit saying he thinks there are jewels inside

USA up on Latvia 7-6 in the final end of wheelchair curling mixed doubles, Latvia has hammer. Get thee to Peacock

fun fact, steve emt was college basketball teammates with ray allen

yet another scandal involving illegal touching of the granite

(Brian wheeling away from the Paralympics in a chair where the wheels have very clearly been replaced with two curling stones)
wow thanks for sending me that story ... it sure sounds like the perfect crime ...

Should’ve thrown the guard

This possibly my favorite curling joke I’ve ever made

We just want them back!

Steal of 2

@briancgrubb.bsky.social new heist for you

ugh. I see it. that's ... what they're called

the thing about wheelchair curling is everything is exactly the same except there is no sweeping. so they gotta be EXACT

and a lot of times they are

paralympic wheelchair curling is on peacock starting today. mixed doubles is new this year

The USA team is Steve Emt, a former UConn basketball walk-on, and Laura Dwyer, who I met when she ran an adaptive curling clinic at our club

on the Bourdain episode where he went to Iran I remember a scene where he discovered pizza in Iran usually comes with ketchup for dipping, and the point of this is that Iranians deserve to live and thrive and have weird food habits just like us

A picture from above of the house on a curling sheet. In the original, one red stone was at the top of the second circle with two yellow stones at the bottom. I have vertically flipped the image to put the two yellow stones at the top, which is the orientation of a flux capacitor as seen in the Back to the Future films.

It's upside down, though. Here, I fixed it.

kinda! (however, plot twist, it was 3 red which they pulled away and they were determining 4th shot)

Flux capacitor

Twin Peaks title screen with Sonic-inspired text reading "Green Hill Zone, Act 1."

Still one of the most insane playoff runs I've seen. (They played the first 8 games with a full team)

And yet Tyler Smith is still making shots like this. Miss it and you’re down 3-0

still can’t believe PEI is doing a whole ass Brier with a team of three

matrix bending to avoid jokes about the middle guy’s name