Brent Allen

This game features some great defense... wait, no, apparently the correct term is "war fighters".

If many pilots are not working today due to the snow, does that mean that there are also copilots not working because of the snow?

And could that be rewritten as "Copilots not working due to bad weather!"

Mark Carney is the most intelligent leader on the world stage right now.

Man has run 2 central banks and navigated Brexit.

If Bessent tried to deal with something like Brexit, he'd end up turning the US into the Weimar Republic.

Sorry, it's not transferrable.

Could you phrase that in the form of a question?

When I think soccer, the first thing that comes to mind is putting hands on a spherical object!

This looks like a job for Soaperman.

You say one of the best rookie WS pitching performances... are there any better?

This is THE best rookie WS pitching performance. Period.

#WorldSeries

And that's the 14th inning stretch. #worldseries

Who were the psychos in the 11% that thought the economy was getting better in March 2020?

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We're gonna need more than 2 teams. Send in the whole American League.

I never knew that my vacuum had another setting - Eco, Normal, Powerful and the Toronto Blue Jays offense for truly great sucking power.

Offer a $1 check. It would cost more to cash the check.

So, who's going to watch "Late Night with Rob Schneider", featuring special guest Kevin Sorbo!

#fcc #kimmel

Why stop there? Witches make for a practical source of fuel.

In line with Presidential Executive Orders, fans at football games are to no longer cheer "DE-FENSE!!" and instead must now cheer "WAR!!"

So DC's Anti-Life equation is a real thing?

I'm just gonna call Jacory Croskey-Merritt the "One Big Beautiful Bill".

Because there are no better Bills in Washington (because Buffalo's team doesn't play in Washington this year).

#nfl #washingtoncommanders #onebigbeautifulbill

The important thing is that someone who is lower middle class who might have been able to afford those things can't any more.

How can you ask that question? Trump single handedly eliminated the entire concept of unemployment!

(If you lost your job, you're lazy and playing Fortnite in your mom's basement and don't want to work in one of the millions of jobs in agriculture that Trump has "created"!)

Hey... the Rockies win 22% of the time, unlike the Democratic Party.

What you're thinking of is the 2008 Detroit Lions.

And boots with the fur...

If nothing else, there's probably a boom for gay strippers who go by "Big Beautiful Bill".

And good for them. They don't have to explain why they do what they do. Strippers have never kicked kids off food stamps.

#biguglybill

Is there anyone on the D team who is making sure that ICE isn't the group enforcing "election integrity" in 2026?

Not me personally.

But people can do some crazy sh*t when they have guns and no food for their kids.

#biguglybill

If big corporations are busted up, would that not just lead to private equity swallowing up the profitable spun off businesses?

If politicians couldn't be bribed, wouldn't they need to be paid better than C-suite executives?

If we offered more benefits, wouldn't there be massive layoffs?

All 9 justices need to outlast Trump, or you will get Justice Aileen Cannon.

Seems weird that the MVP of the NBA is associated with a brand that isn't even the MVP of Hyundai.

They needed a ride at Super Nintendo World.

People have to stop cutting onions around me when I'm in the middle of Act 2 of #expedition33.

It's rude. And it was the onions. Not any kind of emotional attachment that I have to those French avatars.