Dane Du

disagree: the guy who spells out quotes with mylar balloons against a brick wall and calls it "art" is objectively worse.

I really liked my Halloween costume last year… how can I one-up donut hoe? #gayhalloween

Boi-oi-oi-oi-oi-oioing 🍆

I really liked my Halloween costume last year… how can I one-up donut hoe? #gayhalloween

Would throat 😍

My favorite gifts are tasteful hole pics and cash

In honor of my birthday being on hump day this year, here is a never-before-posted hold pic with my dirty little feet #humpday #birthdaygay

Wait. How did I not know your dick was that big?

🙋🏼‍♂️

My two favorites 😍

@breukieboy.bsky.social sent me this shot from last year and I want to be naked on the beach more than anything now 😭😭😭

I can imagine that 😏

Couldn’t get here to be naked by the pool fast enough 😩😮‍💨😌

My job is butts and beach.

Not sure if I was mid-sentence or what but my dick looks good, so 🤷🏼‍♂️

@breukieboy.bsky.social sent me this shot from last year and I want to be naked on the beach more than anything now 😭😭😭

When the state you went to high school in practices abstinence-only sex education…

Weekend plans

Back to my preferred state of nature

These are the hole pics I want. Not a closeup of a hole that could be anyone’s, rather one with some context, so I know you’re a true slut 💖

Certainly! About half the time that’s the appeal—others just like a good dick-down and don’t have too many hang ups about who it comes from.

BUT I usually only respond if I see complementary information in the profile or initial message. “Hey” with a blank profile gets no response even for hotties

In fact, no one takes dick like you beef cakes. And so many of you beef cakes are hitting me up for dick. You’re a whole category of toxically masc Grindr boys. OBVIOUSLY IT IS NOT EMASCULATING TO TAKE DICK, THEN, NOW IS IT? (2/2)

Ok, idk who needs to hear this, but muscle boys who refuse to put a position on Grindr because you’re afraid it isn’t masculine: YOU ARE FOOLING NO ONE. We all know you are on sniffies hosting a no-loads-refused pump-n-dump every time you travel for work. (1/2)

Come take a sniff 🐶 🐾 🦴 #pupplay #gaypup #fatcock #BONEr

Mustached man with killer jaw bone wears a navy blue onesie with his fat cock poking out

Love the easy access of this onesie, but it is impossible to get anything done

#dickstracted #fatcockalmostfriday

Ok, one thing I don’t understand about bsky: if this is “sexually explicit” then what is the “nudity” tag for?

Are they implying I’m too sexy to be naked without it being sexually explicit?

If you spot a graduated twink (I.e. aged-out, mustached, but still skinny and smooth) on the beach using a bandana as a beer koozie, it’s either me or some bitch coming for my gig who needs to be eliminated.

SNACK

😍😍😍

5 min later…

#hardcock #gayporn