scolipede themed anal beads

I know this sounds hilarious but you guys will never understand how heartbreaking it is when the kids anime made for boys yuribaits you

me getting queerbaited by yugioh go rush is an important canon event because it directly led to me just getting pissed off and making my own shit

follow up doodle

a fantasy au depiction of Uma musume with tachyon as a wizard in dark grey and teal robes hovering over the shoulder of tm opera o

a fantasy au depiction of Uma musume with tachyon as a wizard in dark grey and teal robes with her hand pressed to tm opera o while she lay in bed

original caption was opetaki. Consider: ruler opera o accomplishes more in 3 years than kings have in lifetimes..until her deteriorating illness sends the kingdom into grim uncertainty. she’s mysteriously healed by the maligned wizard tachyon who is then appointed as advisor 🤨 54k word count fic

this project voltage shit has gone too far

the days of coping over shounen writers is over when i can just make my own shounen anime but yuri

I will make card game anime yuri real

300 word limit is nearly not enough to talk about my OCs I feel so all you guys get are out of context ramblings

thats what im sayinnn!!! i know id be making people mad if i was writing a real ass story for people to read because these two are doomed as it gets AND theyre both very awful people

the hypersexual tension in the middle of a card game duel IS the true essence of yugioh, i feel

I like explaining the insane bullshit dynamics that I've cooked up for my OCs because eventually you've gotta remember there's supposed to be card games going on here too

me saying "a lot happens" in regards to them

theyre calling it the understatement of the year

like, they were dating but had a horrible messy break up that was never quite resolved and a lot happens but overall theyre both unhappy and theres no way in hell theyre ever EVER getting back together because it was never meant to be

"how is this yuri" you wouldnt get it...

i dont wanna call it toxic yuri because it has become such a buzzword so more appropriately I can call my OCs Soleil and Mitsuki to be breakup yuri

the thing about me is that I have no idea what happened between me going "i want yuri fuburyo" and "this is fuburyo if they were not fuburyo and also had a horrible messy break up" because I feel like I got all the more unhinged with them over time

well, at least the first part is yugioh gx.... then it just becomes battle city

that said, the setting is literally just yugioh gx im like so serious

its weird because even though I've made up a whole ass story in my head precisely so these two characters can live in it, I feel like my story and world has outgrown these two and theyre simply part of it rather than like... -the- thing, you know. Its weird.

I was also not content with keeping them as only yugioh ocs so I was practically like "hey, lets make the card game anime story youd wanna write" so now I have a whole story that is practically just an amalgamation of the card game anime i like mostly to let these two have a world they can live in

So, like, for starters, I had 2 yugioh ocs that were essentially "ok what if i made yuri fuburyo" but my brain wasn't content with making it JUST 1:1 fuburyo so I kind of flipped the dynamics and added a bit of my spice mix to the point they're straight up just not fuburyo

I'm hungry, bored, depressed, lonely and in pain so I think i'll yap about my OCs for once in my life

4 panel comic Panel 1: Red Guy looking way way too happy yells “Hey Guys! Is Die Hard a Christmas movie?” Blue Guy next to him calmly says “Shhh” Panel 2: Blue Guy tenderly puts his arms around Red Guy and says “You don’t have to do this” Panel 3: Blue Guy still holds Red Guy tightly and repeats “You don’t have to do this every year”. Red Guy begins to break. Panel 4: Red Guy dissolves into Blue Guy’s embrace, sobbing. He finally feels the weight of Christmas Discourse lifting from his shoulders. He is finally free.

i’m setting you free. i’m releasing you from the discourse

GOOD JOB EVERYONE!!

……now let’s bully them en español. Spanish speaking fans deserve better than this shit

kawakami princess is so and has always been underrated so I hope EN gets to appreciate her :'3

smiles knowing EN has finally reached this part

i like how you can immediately tell when a writer trying to write wlw doesn't think intimacy between women is a particularly interesting topic. i think that's why you shouldn't just ask people to write more GL out of some sense of obligation but only people who are kind of obsessed with it should

[GBF] Happy beefy holidays, may your gacha pulls be bountiful ⭐️

It is always ethical to bully Amazon.