Kim Grrrrbo 🪲

I'm going to be giggling about this for hours

"What do you want for dinner?"
"Well, we've got nuts. We've got fruit. We've got apple pie!"
"And if we were forest animals in a children's book, that MIGHT qualify as dinner"

"Temu United States"

State of the country:

Jaxon Don't

Skattebo is like Tebow, but instead of ministry, it's bath salts.

THERE'S ALWAYS MONEY IN THE BANANA KITS

Pat McAfee is like if the guy that works nights at the QuikTrip got bitten by a radioactive Juul

If you are playing quarterback in an NFL game tonight, it's time to schedule your colonoscopy

Most TD passes all-time vs Steelers (playoffs included):
Tom Brady 35
Joe Flacco 32

These guys fawning over Rodgers and the Steelers for absolute bare minimum shit is so goofy

look, I know it feels like you need your ring or whatever, but you really don't; you can just not have one. there is no purpose to this thing except to expand the surveillance state; everyone did just fine before folks had them; there actually is not some giant crime wave; junk it

PLEASE

You're not wrong, Walter...

I love how this commercial is like, "your phone is like ice cream and that's A BAD THING"

White House memo that says MEMORANDUM October 10, 2025 TO: KAROLINE LEAVITT, WHITE HOUSE PRESS SECRETARY PHYSICIAN TO THE PRESIDENT CAPTAIN, U.S. NAVY SUBJECT: President Donald J. Trump Completes Comprehensive Follow-Up Evaluation at Walter Reed National Military Medical Center FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE President Donald J. Trump successfully completed a scheduled follow-up evaluation today at Walter Reed National Military Medical Center. The visit was part of his ongoing health maintenance plan and included advanced imaging, laboratory testing, and preventive health assessments conducted by a multidisciplinary team of specialists. These evaluations were performed in coordination with leading academic and medical consultants to ensure optimal cardiovascular health and continued wellness. Comprehensive laboratory studies performed in conjunction with the visit were exceptional, including stable metabolic, hematologic, and cardiac parameters. In preparation for upcoming international travel, President Trump also received preventive health screenings and immunizations, including annual influenza and updated COVID-19 booster vaccinations. President Trump continues to demonstrate excellent overall health. His cardiac age-a validated measure of cardiovascular vitality via ECG-was found to be approximately 14 years younger than his chronological age. He continues to maintain a demanding daily schedule without restriction. SUMMARY: President Donald J. Trump remains in exceptional health, exhibiting strong cardiovascular, pulmonary, neurological, and physical performance.

Trump got his COVID19 vaccine today.

He will always have access to everything he needs to maintain his health while denying others the same.

Ah, yes, Buddy Cop was right there and I goofed it

But, like, if there were a Super Bowl for cynicism.

That pic of you guys is pretty incredible. Like a qb & coach who just won the Super Bowl.

My body is sore and exhausted from watching Cam Skattebo play last night.

People who weren't paying attention to the NFL tonight are going to wake up to an entirely different league.

Eagles on Tilt

Man, CamSk and JaxS are gonna be such a fun little weirdo football combo

Flacco's here to chew bubblegum and play for every team in the AFC North, and he's all out of bubblegum

Jim Cramer's got a real cartoon duck vibe about him.

Jason Kelce's about to demonstrate a proper game of snooker "just loik me da used to play"

circa 1990 (refuse to research further)

I was trying to figure out what these Miami uniforms remind me of, and it's the exact color scheme of a Trapper Keeper I had in 3rd grade

RODGERS ROUGHT THE ROOM

(except the losing part)

Farewell to the Platonic ideal of an Arkansas football coach