#TheRise&FallOfReggieDinkins sucks. 🤷‍♀️

#KashPatel isnt smart enough to help find #NancyGuthrie. Get the fuck out of the way you little bitch boy.

@johnsonandjohnson.bsky.social

Your bullshit ad interrupted what I was listening to. So guess what? I aint gonna buy your bullshit product. Im gonna buy 2 from your competition.

@radiodeadair.com @taradeenihan.bsky.social

I live in STL. The monkey thing was ridiculous. But there was also a random goat loose at the same time. I didnt see them tho. 😆😆😆

Finally getting around to watching #KPOPDemonHunters. I'd probably like this more if I was a preteen but its solid. I dig it.

If you were a nurse who voted for Trump: you get what you deserved.

If you were a nurse who didnt vote for him: im very sorry.

My mom was like "huh. My kid is clearly a dumbass and should have obeyed a warning sign but I should have taught her what poison ivy/oak/sumac looked like. So we're both dumbasses" UNTIL I let it slip that I went past the sign to impress douchebags.

😆😆😆😆

It was blocked off because behind the school was basically just a field of poison ivy and at some point, I touched my face. I got poison ivy in both my eyes, nose, and mouth. and didnt see clearly for over a month.

@radiodeadair.com @taradeenihan.bsky.social in regards to Dan's poison ivy story: when I was in 3rd grade, the playground had a big "DO NOT GO PAST THIS POINT" sign. But im new and want to impress some cute (totally douchy) boys. So I go past.

Someone should dox #KimDavis so that we can flood her with pro-lgbtq pamphlets

Im here for it

Unpopular opinion: I liked the ending to #AHouseofDynamite

All yall need to listen to this week's #HoodPolitics

Apparently some pundit types need to be reminded that resigning from your job is not cancellation.

A place I went to over the weekend had some faux cotton in a vase with other flowers. Best not let Serena Williams know 😆

Everyone in the govt deserves fired. This is bullshit.

Can someone take out Nick Fuentes too?

Im sorry...but #CharlieKirk wasn't important enough for the flags to be at half staff. 🤷‍♀️

I really wish me leaving this stupid fucking country was feesable. Im tired of a goddam pedo telling me what I can and cant do. #FuckICE #FuckTrump (and fuck Trump's mom for not aborting him)

I dreamt that someone Luigi'd #KimDavis. I aint brave enough to do it but I cant say im against one less bigot in the world

The world would be a better place if #KimDavis mom had aborted her bigoted ass.

Can someone spam #KimDavis with gay porn? It would be hilarious to watch her cry like fucking pussy over it.

#Leanne is just "Reba" and "Reba" did it better.

Although, I laughed once. So I guess I've spent 20m doing stupider things. 🤷‍♀️

Ya know....this bullshit is exactly what id expect from a corrupt govt

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Still mildly stoned this morning. Oops. 🤷‍♀️🤦‍♀️🌬

I just learned #CaughtWithSidePiece is a genre of video on YouTube. 😆

today's @dailyzeitgeist.bsky.social is extra funny if you haven't listened

The greatest tool working people have to win dignity, power and respect is organizing.

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