Scissors

It angers me that it’s in the 50’s outside but in the 70’s in my apartment with the windows open*

I need the outside to come inside more

*no, they aren’t open all the way cuz murderers

LOL I should!

Era doesn’t bother me as much because I think people know how ridiculous it sounds. Like, they aren’t trying to be serious

But people talking about their skincare journey ARE VERY SERIOUS

person:
when i started this health journey…

me:
please tell me more, ferdinand magellan

“finally starting my sourdough journey”

ok, christopher columbus

You need it!

LOL you do!

My scavenger hunts are just me walking around trying to figure out where the music is coming so I can get in a good position to record it

🥰

I’m being told not to say ’if he wanted to he would’ about men on true crime shows.

if ur laundry heap starts giggling, that’s how you know i snuck in ur house

i hung my wet clothes to dry

crushing it

Bahahahaha

It’s so so good

Yes absolutely

i need a catering tray of banana pudding and a spoon and some alone time

Trust me 😈

But she can send me the lil emoji that looks like herself with a 👍 up

HELP

No lol

She JUST got an iPhone and has decided she doesn’t like this feature at all

idk

apparently, reactions mean “i’m rude and don’t have time for her” according to my mother

mind you, I never react with thumbs. only hearts

BUT SHE REPLIES WITH THUMBS ALL THE TIME LOL

Example:

👍 (as a reaction): UNACCEPTABLE

👍 (as a reply): perfectly ok

my aunt thinks all text reactions are rude, but the same emoji sent as a reply is somehow ok

I refuse to ask why

Here's a little gosling inspo for all who need it.

Which

I guess uhh

is everyone right now.

Probably. 🪶 🐣

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Spring nears…

What the other couples call us

🤭

WOULD

STOP TRYING TO MAKE ME CRY 🥲

We all need an emergency kitten!

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