I’m mad again
This was for two meals
Two meals i gotta eat with a terrible attitude
I’m mad again
This was for two meals
Two meals i gotta eat with a terrible attitude
(imagine the conversation with a British accent, because that what I was hearing, and it’s even funnier)
01.03.2026 20:26 — 👍 7 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
overheard cellphone conversation:
we’re just getting back from a funeral
…
[so-and-so’s] dad. he was 89
…
yeah, you do know them. they used to always complain about us
…
yeah, that family. anyway…
(Sorry. I’m upset lol)
01.03.2026 17:25 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
Italian food? This is not Chinese
Broccoli rabe!!!! THE RABE!!!!
*mis-click
01.03.2026 17:23 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Idk. I’m so disturbed. A mid-click has ruined my whole day
01.03.2026 17:23 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0This looks soooooooo good
01.03.2026 17:22 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0imma cry
01.03.2026 17:20 — 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
I think when you only ever order one thing from a restaurant, and you suddenly order something new, the app should say “are you sure?”
BECAUSE I NEVER WANTED THIS CHICKEN & BROCCOLI RABE
PORK 4 LIFE
This is amazing! 👏👏👏
01.03.2026 03:52 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I know that BUT STILL
28.02.2026 23:22 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Don’t act like y’all knew this is how they looked stacked on top of each other
IT’S SHOCKING
The inspiration for this post
www.reddit.com/r/interestin...
Lack of object permanence specifically for polar bears is why you aren’t adapted to live in their habitat.
28.02.2026 23:15 — 👍 9 🔁 1 💬 2 📌 0Omg ur right
28.02.2026 23:16 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Me:
OMG LOOK HOW BIG A POLAR BEAR IS NEXT TO A MAN
Also Me:
OMG LOOK HOW BIG A POLAR BEAR IS NEXT A CAR
Me, again:
OMG LOOK HOW BIG A POLAR BEAR IS NEXT TO ANOTHER KIND OF BEAR
every time i see a polar bear next to new thing for size comparison, i’m shocked by how big they are
Every. Single. Time.
yeah, i’m hydrating…carbohydrating
28.02.2026 21:42 — 👍 54 🔁 11 💬 2 📌 1Nothing worse than an autocorrect typo that completely changes what ur trying to say when you’re trying to act mad
28.02.2026 21:42 — 👍 13 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Darwin, a 5yo red and white Pembroke corgi, smiles and poses for the camera to show off his newly trimmed fur prepping him for spring.
We interrupt these Unrelenting Horrors©®™ to bring you this picture of Darwin, fresh from a trim at the groomer to prepare for warmer weather.
#TimeLineCleanse #CorgiSky
A siring kink is just a classier breeding kink.
28.02.2026 19:13 — 👍 1 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0The findings suggest that male humpback whales may need time to learn and refine their singing and competitive tactics, giving experienced males a clear advantage. Additionally, as the population grows, females may also become more selective, which could lead to more success among males with favorable traits or the strongest performance.
love this for them
28.02.2026 19:13 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0in my female whale era
28.02.2026 19:12 — 👍 8 🔁 0 💬 3 📌 0🤣
28.02.2026 03:28 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0I’d read this kids book
28.02.2026 03:27 — 👍 24 🔁 0 💬 4 📌 0
unexpected pickle next to sandwich is a win!
‘Next to’ makes such a difference
Agreed. I was looking forward to these
28.02.2026 03:16 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Goes in unexpected pickle category: dislike STRONGLY
28.02.2026 03:16 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0It came flying out of my mouth like those are just the words I associate with Philadelphia now
28.02.2026 03:14 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0