Scissors

ok.

I will try sleeping again

i hate thinking about and being mad at people who definitely aren’t thinking about me

WHAT A BUNCH OF CRAP

Oh, I know lol

This could be because i dropped my tweezerman

They probably need some sort of tweezer repair service

Real talk: I have some of those

…but the revlon mini travel tweezers (they come with a slant and point tip) are my favorites

mad and

Mother Plucker x Rubis The Mother Plucker was named for its high-precision tip that tightly grips unwanted hairs for easy removal. Hand-finished for targeting even the finest and shortest hairs, it's the mother of all p...

Shoulda got the mother pluckers

alconemakeup.com/products/alc...

Mother Plucker x Rubis The Mother Plucker was named for its high-precision tip that tightly grips unwanted hairs for easy removal. Hand-finished for targeting even the finest and shortest hairs, it's the mother of all p...

Shoulda got the mother pluckers

alconemakeup.com/products/alc...

i can’t believe these $1.50 tweezers SUCK

OMG 😍

I am so, so sorry

Oh no 😖

That’s when i have to convince myself it’s just ‘personalized’

Otherwise, I’ll cry lolololol

the WORST

Need a barrette to do dishes ass hair length

i’m just being honest with myself lolololol

but thank you

ziploc sandwich bags all melted together

i have no idea how i melted all my ziplocs together

MADDENING

Medal saying 3st

You all deserve this medal

sorry I can’t, I need to stay home and wash my eyebrows

Right?!?!?

***not medical advice***

I worked with a doctor would would do:

1. Hand sanitizer
2. While hands still wet, a finger swipe in each nostril
3. Repeat hand sanitizer

…in between EVERY SINGLE PATIENT because “it’s supposed to kill viruses”

LMAO

The handle is auntiebanimaltransport if anyone wants to be as jealous of someone else’s job as I am

Like…you know she’s not paying for any of the travel expenses, plus a fee for transporting the puppy

And her videos show her little routines of feeding them and playing with them so they’re worn out and basically sleep the whole flight

Then she gets to hand them to a family who is BEAMING WITH JOY

If i didn’t have health issues…

I follow a woman on Instagram who gets paid to fly with puppies (and some older dogs) to their new homes

She’s currently on her way to pick up a dog…in Norway

@thesix.bsky.social be careful out there

I never tried this kind of alarm

My cat woke me up by jamming her cold nose straight into my eyeball, then unleashed a MEOWWWWW the second I opened my eyes to full Broadway performance energy:
“Good morning, beloved human. I see you survived the night. Now time to feed your tiny furry overlord!”

Best alarm clock I never asked for.

Have you even tried another door? Is it raining on all sides of the house? C’mon man