Scissors

I’m mad again

This was for two meals

Two meals i gotta eat with a terrible attitude

(imagine the conversation with a British accent, because that what I was hearing, and it’s even funnier)

overheard cellphone conversation:

we’re just getting back from a funeral
…
[so-and-so’s] dad. he was 89
…
yeah, you do know them. they used to always complain about us
…
yeah, that family. anyway…

(Sorry. I’m upset lol)

Italian food? This is not Chinese

Broccoli rabe!!!! THE RABE!!!!

*mis-click

Idk. I’m so disturbed. A mid-click has ruined my whole day

This looks soooooooo good

imma cry

I think when you only ever order one thing from a restaurant, and you suddenly order something new, the app should say “are you sure?”

BECAUSE I NEVER WANTED THIS CHICKEN & BROCCOLI RABE

PORK 4 LIFE

This is amazing! 👏👏👏

I know that BUT STILL

Don’t act like y’all knew this is how they looked stacked on top of each other

IT’S SHOCKING

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Lack of object permanence specifically for polar bears is why you aren’t adapted to live in their habitat.

Omg ur right

Me:
OMG LOOK HOW BIG A POLAR BEAR IS NEXT TO A MAN

Also Me:
OMG LOOK HOW BIG A POLAR BEAR IS NEXT A CAR

Me, again:
OMG LOOK HOW BIG A POLAR BEAR IS NEXT TO ANOTHER KIND OF BEAR

every time i see a polar bear next to new thing for size comparison, i’m shocked by how big they are

Every. Single. Time.

yeah, i’m hydrating…carbohydrating

Nothing worse than an autocorrect typo that completely changes what ur trying to say when you’re trying to act mad

Darwin, a 5yo red and white Pembroke corgi, smiles and poses for the camera to show off his newly trimmed fur prepping him for spring.

We interrupt these Unrelenting Horrors©®™ to bring you this picture of Darwin, fresh from a trim at the groomer to prepare for warmer weather.

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A siring kink is just a classier breeding kink.

The findings suggest that male humpback whales may need time to learn and refine their singing and competitive tactics, giving experienced males a clear advantage. Additionally, as the population grows, females may also become more selective, which could lead to more success among males with favorable traits or the strongest performance.

love this for them

in my female whale era

🤣

I’d read this kids book

unexpected pickle next to sandwich is a win!

‘Next to’ makes such a difference

Agreed. I was looking forward to these

Goes in unexpected pickle category: dislike STRONGLY

It came flying out of my mouth like those are just the words I associate with Philadelphia now