brogressive overload

It’s my fav time of year bc I get to see which of the people I know who somehow are always needing their drinks paid for etc., go home for the holiday and post stories from their parents’ mansions

This is a hill I’ve been willing to die on for years

You’ll never be able to convince me Post Malone isn’t one of the hottest guys in pop culture rn

the face of a boy who’s in over his head about the amount of piss he just committed himself to drinking

Who's gonna breed my big hairy butt?

Tis the season to admit you always wanted to suck Santa’s dick

Sunday Funday

talkin about a buttfuckin’ DAD BOD BABYYYYYYY

New ink 🖤🥀🛡️

What is it called when you have daddy issues but also have a really good relationship with your dad

Account owner is exposing a thick veiny pink dong out of the fly of thick gray winter pants while wearing gray wool socks and a warm coral top layer. The cock looks heavy, stinky and grateful for fresh air

Don’t worry babe. I’m still a slut for you. All these winter layers make for an obscene meaty and sweaty hang

Literally the all time goal 🫠

Did split squats for the first time in like a month so if you need me I’ll be horizontal on the couch for the rest of the day

Ignore the pee spot on my shorts I didn’t notice it

Laundry Day 😆 #butt #thong #daddy

Sneaker fetish unlocked I fear

Idk I think you got it better than I do!

The confidence to go head to head-it's not about who's bigger, just who's braver.

#Batemoor #JockCock #StudentBodies

Feeling wide :)

It’s Friday, It’s Fat
#FCF

Woof dad

Just finished the same thing bro lmao

Back on the meal prep and gym 6 days a week life because I wanna get back to being a big dumb jock boy 💪🏻

Take a seat bro 😈

I cannot stress enough the importance of sniffing the hole & balls before tasting. It’s crucial. Especially post-workout, pre-shower.
So when NeroXArkham stopped by, I had to get my nose in there, inhaling his scent before cleaning him up.
#sniffing #rimming #pigsex #gayporn

Need more stinky Chicago boys tbh

Who wants to do my meal prep and buy my roids tho

Starting to look like someone’s dad..