CJ

This thing walks like I do right now, recovering from a broken foot

🙄 they explained that he was able to work through Mojotime so that he was never even on Fembot Island, and they established in the third season of Austin Powers: ShagWorld that Austin's clone (Fitzgerald Cum) was a 100% match, which likely means he's holding together the dimension

you can't just bring back austin powers. the franchise wrote itself into a corner after he volunteered to stay behind forever in the shagadelic dimension to save foxxy and vanessa. they already brought him back once without explaining how he escaped from fembot island, the audience won't buy it

you simply have to allow me to turn off people's retweets everything else here is fine, even the person who will reply to this with "even genocide!?"

My employer plan went up $80 a paycheck for the same benefits. I know it is not this drastic but that's still a lot! It sucks!

for much less than a trillion dollars but more than zero you can ask me any question and I can take my best guess at it. this will save the environment.

this guy started the video with his qualifications as if there was any chance i wouldn’t trust this man about clocks

welcome to bluesky. if the word "mapquest" means anything to you and/or you used it as a verb, you're in the right place

Gut not hit

Honestly surprised by this one. I was expecting something where they somehow hit it without overturning like they've done with the voting rights act

yay!

Quislings! At The Ballot Box

Not on my watch you won't!

Resign please

Harm to SNAP recipients, federal workers, and others is real. In a normal democracy it’d make sense to prioritize reducing that harm in the short term.

In a rapidly backsliding democracy, harm is happening no matter what. Preventing authoritarian consolidation is the most harm-reducing move.

Frame from the Simpsons at the democratic national convention with banners that say “we hate life and ourselves” and “we can’t govern!” Hanging from the ceiling

Same as it ever was

My family has been without half our income for 40 days. It has been.. very hard.

We are willing to feel that pain so people can have health care next year, or to undo these illegal recissions.

We are not willing to have been put through this for NOTHING.

50 year mortgage is so crazy. to put it in perspective, 2016 was 50 years ago

Schumer (NY) 202 224-6542

Booker (NJ) 202 224-3224

King (ME) 202 224-5344

Hassan (NH) 202 224-3324

Durbin (IL) 202 224-2152

Ossoff (GA) 202 224-3521

Shaheen (NH) 202 224-2841

Gillibrand (NY) 202 224-4451

Masto (NV) 202 224-3542

Warner (VA) 202 224-2023

Called my senators in GA the moment I saw you first skeet. If people don't know how to do it (I certainly didn't 6 months ago) just install the 5calls app and it walks you through everything including a script.

I love a good conspiracy too but he was absolutely thrown to the ground and an attempt was made to hustle him out. And he was treated. I think you're implying they knew this was going to happen but no way.

As someone else once said, if you're not into sports (I'm not) and you complain about there being too much of it on Bluesky, it is a true skill issue. You have labelers and muted words at your disposal you can see exactly what you want to see. Let people have fun.

This is absolute madness

I love that the Boston cop slide never got fixed and now people just willingly go down it in tribute. It’s basically a national landmark at this point

I have no idea what any of this means but I'm pleased you are having a good time

"rather than send another email i thought i'd just call you" that's your problem. you should just get on my level. i am capable of sending what is effectively an infinite number of emails.

if the sandwich stays wrapped, your case is crap