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barking like a dog etc.

was it the abundance of floral dresses and fascinators or the fact that i remain a subculture freak

if you ever want to feel great about yourself, i'd suggest attending the wedding of someone you went to high school with where you could be thrilled to discover that everyone else is ageing poorly while you are seemingly....not.

still tho: got a cool hat in the post

started the week crying in therapy re: probable ADHD, ended the week crying re: emails i sent at work today, after feeling personally wronged about something that kicked off six months ago.

i have a literal bowel disease and even i don’t think about going to the toilet half as much as those gender crit freaks seem to.

this preoccupation with who can and can’t go to the loo in public locations is insane for many, many reasons, the most obvious to me being: who has the time to think about who else is using the cubicle next to them; aren’t you just focusing on emptying out that bladder?

did someone overhear us talking or

i already need to hear less about emerald fennell's 'wuthering heights'

i think it’s great that apparently nobody has morals or a soul.

#28: welcome to the pitt. let's go save some lives Google the name ‘John Carter’ and you’re immediately presented with a slew of information and images about the notorious 2012 Disney flop starring my guy and Friday Night Lights alum, Taylor Kitsch.

wrote about ‘the pitt’, noah wylie, & john carter from county general: aprylhm.substack.com/p/28-welcome...

rapturously hooting & hollering because you’re about to watch the big man’s downfall:

wearing my ‘BARRY LYNDON’ (1975, dir. stanley kubrick) baseball cap to a screening of ‘BARRY LYNDON’ (1975, dir. stanley kubrick).

egregious!!!!

gonna be so sick when a far-right party with no actual policies gets in, simply because the labour party refuse to have any sense of reality about the modern world and everything within it lol.

imagine if the government bans VPN. absolutely cooked country!!!!!!!

have seen multiple people of this ilk attend and it’s driving me insane

just thinking about how you were more excited about this than the euros win.

am i wrong!!!

sarina wiegman looks like the wife of a south african dentist.

i have a friend who did this and swore jeeves said yes

an age verification screengrab.

lol

jesus christ

just funny really, that we made a society where being on the internet or using a device was such a core part of daily life, and now somebody has suddenly gone "oh wait" & wants to suddenly enforce entirely unenforceable rules.

legitimately hysterical how massively unenforceable this is lol

battered and beloved, a family heirloom at this stage, & insane to think that without this band, so many things i love just…don’t exist??

OZZY.

It’s done.

A.D.I.D.A.T.P. (all day i dream about 'the pitt')