Showed You My Precipice Blade

Y'know, getting longer with your belly enlarging is cool and all, but getting wider is just as hot, especially if the ass gets bigger too~

Typing this while I'm busy being beached on my suspiciously growing cock and balls (just stretch testing some briefs,,,)

Anyways, thinking of following back people here, would any of you be fine with me suddenly appearing in your replies and/or DMs and being a horny fuck <:3

Saw some art, and the mood is returning to meeeeeeee.
Need a rub a fat Blastoise and his twitching... cannon, and will likely feed him too as he huffs and moans while constantly being on the edge of release, with nothing but a thong on him.
Eventually, I get to watch him blast his load into the sky~

Just wanted to say that in a server I'm in, we all agreed upon the fact that "The Bowser from the bowser fart gif is honestly quite hot af".
For me, it's not just the size and shape of him, but DAMN that fuckin' Chain Chomp thong does wild things to me, I NEEEED IT ~@w@~

Just saying, but if I ever become like an actual artist, I'm gonna make Groudon like what Azmodan is to MonsterMomma, HEAR MY WORD

Yeahhh "not too hard" sure, if I hear even a single creak, you can say goodbye to them

Muscles alright, let's see how they fair against a needle then >:3

At least I'm proud of it, unlike your round looking ass

Says YOU, floating so high in the sky

Also uh, if you're checking this account just now, PLEASE I SUGGEST ACTUALLY REPLYING TO THE STUFF I POST HERE IF YOU CAN, I LIKE TALKING ABOUT THEM AND PROBABLY GETTING HORNIER IN THE PROCESS

Coming up on here to say I'M HORNY FOR HUMONGOUS FACE CHEEKS
I LOVE IT WHEN THE CHEEKS COVERS THE SIDES OF THE FACE, LEAVING THE MOUTH PARTICULARLY EXPOSED FOR MORE ENLARGING OR BELCHES
ALSO ESPECIALLY WHEN THE BLUSH IS MOST VISIBLE ON THE CHEEKS
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OF COURSE YOU DO, it probably would shove you in on request before soon enough forgetting about your puny ass >:3

Can't forget about its special pair of Beast Ball briefs and surprisingly chonky bulge it holds ;3

Also before anyone asks "Is it a slime with the form of Guzzlord or is it a Guzzlord that's been turned to slime?"
Good question, I could try to answer, but I think I enjoy that being ambiguous :P

On the topic of OCs I wanna make real at some point, I really wanna do something with the slime Guzzlord thing I made a post about like a year ago, just really like the idea of having a more villainous/malevolent entity trying to consume a whole city (take that as figurative or literal as you want)

Also for anyone curious, in my mind I've given them the lovingly (and totally not silly) name of "Crunch Nomson", or just Nomson

Landon getting flown off by surprise to the top of an about-to-erupt volcano and is told to drink the whole thing with a big 'ol metal tube.
By the end, it seems the day is saved, but he's left with a humongous ballgut that juts into the sky, yet despite all that, he seems thirsty for more lava~

Not sure why, but I've been reallyyyy getting into hyper ass as of late lol, and I don't mean like "i got a big butt 😜", I mean like big enough to cover a whole doorway/bench big, bonus points if it touches the ground, and EXTRA from me if you stretch a poor pair of underwear over your wobbly cheeks

Still a little unsure of species, but I wanna have this guy more or less be the "mascot" of this account, especially if I ever get the chance to have them fleshed out and drawn or whatever