Matt Charlton

I’m quite upset about the Nadine Dorries news… not because I care, but because I’d managed to completely forget about her existence

Dear streamers, if you’re going to force us to watch adverts again please make them as good as they were in the 90s

Oasis now collaborating with more brands than Lotus Biscoff

If you’re British stop saying ‘sophomore’ and if you’re anyone stop saying ‘chef’s kiss’

Very sad that I don’t get to do my yearly Masterchef joke anymore

Why does Disney+ interrupt the show you’re watching with an advert… for watching Disney+?

My life ebb away

This was somehow much easier to process when it was the Tories doing it

Why do I get the feeling that this isn’t going to end well

I don’t see how mate it still fits on the wall doesn’t it

Not all who wander are lost but I am please help

Imagine your name being Ben in New Zealand

Trump Derangement Syndrome has the same initials as @thedailyshow.com …COINCIDENCE?!

Sure - add me on LinkedIn. See what flowers bloom from that worthwhile connection.

Any living rooms left?

Do you go barefoot on planes or are you clinging on to that last shred of dignity?

Streaming services when travelling:

Disney/ Netflix: There’s different stuff here but you’re welcome to it!

Amazon: I mean we have *some* stuff I guess…

Paramount: No.

Rubbing salt on my arms and legs so the mosquitoes biting me get high blood pressure

Someone described ‘Last One Laughing UK’ as being part of the 8 out of 10 Cats Cinematic Universe and I can’t stop thinking about it

He’s right - there’s a lot of pontificating

You know what Met Gala theme would really fuck everyone up? Smart Casual.

Just a thought but should the next Pope be Jodie Whittaker

This is an especially convoluted game of Numberwang #geniusgame

When all the cardinals travel to Rome do they buy their plane tickets with a credit card or do the airlines accept Papal?

Or… OR - make tickets generally less of a rip off

“Ready to feel old?!”

…no.

This reminds me: I was debating Beatles vs Stones on the radio the other day and my opponent said The Beatles stopped touring because they were the original snowflakes

Was the popcorn made in china then?

I’m not sure I could hate this house more… unless there’s a ‘we’re all mad here…’ or ‘live laugh love’ that I’ve missed?

One of the best galleries I’ve been to. Properly stayed with me, that one.