WOKE IS SPOOKY

as certain as going to bed and taxes

this was not a death threat, it was a fucking Office reference, but it was sold as him going on a homicidal tirade. This is nothing but he still performed way better than Harris in the state.

if Kamela Harris ran on executing Donald Trump and Benjamin Netanyahu she would have put up LeBron numbers. i think Jay Jones is an equally important lesson to Zohrans

painting my face 1 shade darker every day until people start giving me weird looks day 73:

we asked an AI to compile every type of monkey into one being. the result is shocking

65+ gentleman is watching the price is right on full volume on his phone speaker in this burger restaurant. kids these days on they damn phones

>create a basic ai model
>it's useless but I convince some morons it has potential
>just need more money
>more people invest
>trillions of dollars later
>half the economy is tied up in my shit
> people realize this isn't going anywhere
> everyone but me loses everything

there are plenty of ways to be poor and classy don't shop at fucking Walmart

not to be classist or anything but if you, regardless of race or ethnicity get your entire thanksgiving meal from Walmart you are white trash

this is not a functional society

i doubt this is solved by thanksgiving, I would be surprised if it was solved by Christmas

fun fact even the "the trains run on time" narrative about fascist Italy was false; the trains didn't actually run on time, delays were underreported out of fear of Mussolini.

the guy is Gru in every way except having minions he's quite clearly not just a bad guy but an incompetent bad guy

oh my god they just flew a couple airplanes into the twin towers. What could have possibly motivated people to do such a heinous act? I'm not going to investigate this further

autocorrect just made "cup" into "coup" I need more interesting hobbies.

obama

i'm very glad this technology is being forced onto us everywhere on all levels

one has to wonder if he's such an idiot he actually believes he's doing something or if this really is all going to plan for him. I don't know which is worse.

even if gulf countries weren't evil slave empires I still wouldn't do any business with them. the Dubai aesthetic is tacky and gross, even if you remove the literal 21st century slavery that keeps it running.

the Roman senate killed Cesar for less.

imagine that. a quarter of the senate just deciding fuck this guy then stabbing him to death

"my emblem is right here"

sir that is tag on your Amazon tactical gear that says police, it does not identify you in any way whatsoever

i don't think a lot of people remember that the American revolution inspired the French revolution. imitation is the highest form of flattery and I think it's time we return the favor

system that rewards fraud was manipulated by a fraudster to ensure the system rewards the same type of fraud indefinitely. He turned his cash cow into a golden goose

getting pinned by a field biologist who cuts my ill-fitting shirt off and then releases me back into the wild

richard hiding beetles from mother

my god that's cute

if you have a telescope you can see someone built a landing strip up there

he has Joseph McCarthy and Benjamin Netanyahu as his shoulder devils and the poor guy can't keep the propaganda straight

when you bust and she hits you with that Richard Nixon stare

doing the hajj but it's to the chicago bean

when I'm in a shit-for-brains contest and this knucklehead rolls up: