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they protect us from the elves. you don't notice because they're good at their job

I come bearing pristine theatrics

when shit is heavy its like damn.... that lowkey weighs a lot

key drawback to shock and awe tactics is that when it doesn't work you look twice as stupid.

"nothing ever happens" went from cynical observation to an anxious prayer real quick

we are absolutely going to put boots on the ground by the end of April

whistleblower or not, there is no such thing as "former CIA"

you're gonna need a different "Scotsman". The mother of the one you've got is Welsh.

no, I'm not going to tell you what gatekeeping means. figure it out for yourself.

goosebumps at how plausible that outcome is

the blob knows how unpopular Trump is so it's using him as an avatar for doing what it's always wanted to do but could never get the popular support to actually carry out. Once Trump is gone, they'll all say oh boy that bad and pretend none of this ever happened.

more likely option is Israel runs out of iron dome before Iran runs out of drones and escalates in a similar way.

worst case scenario Iran takes out a big naval asset/ embarrasses the US to the point the admin decides it's time to use a tactical nuke to try to save face. before the end of that day is over Ukraine would catch one and suddenly the world as we know it is so dramatically changed its unrecognizable

War with Iran is unc and chopped

intercontinental ballistic apeshit

weren't all of these guys clowning on Russia for calling its war a special military operation like last month?

"from the standpoint of surprise attacks, this was the most surprising attack, many people are saying this. It was such a good surprise attack we even surprised ourselves, didn't we folks"

D Day but organized by the fox news anchor who was appointed for his ass kissing ability. what a time to be alive

in hindsight it was a blunder on Iran's part to comply with the JCPOA in my opinion. Once you have a nuke, who cares. You have a nuke. Nobody's fucking around with Korea.

imagine Russia's invasion of Ukraine, with all of its logistical and supply chain issues, but now Ukraine has been expecting it for 40 years, the entire country is covered in mountains and the frontline is on the opposite side of the planet.

further confirmation that Israel forced America's hand with the timing of the strike, per Rubio's statement.

donald trump is going to be the first president since FDR to lose an aircraft carrier in combat and it will have been completely avoidable.

things make a lot more sense once you realize that if you're an American you have been socialized in a profoundly evil society

so i built a giant baby shredder. Idk why, i just thought it might come in handy but i forgot to install an off switch and if it stops shredding babies for even 1 minutes the entire economy will collapse.

if I'm a 5 star Chinese general I've got my feet up, popcorn ready watching all this go down.

It's gotta be such a good feeling when your opponent shows that you are leaps and bounds ahead of them and that you've got nothing to worry about.

I am a straight, masculine man and I've had close friends suggest I consider the transgender possibility and not once did I feel the need to write an oped about how the transgenders need to go. I said if you wanna catch a fish you gotta think like a fish and moved on.

how cripplingly insecure do you have to be to think trans people are a threat at all?

wahhh I break traditional gender norms as a man and people assume I'm transgender. brother what do you expect? when it comes to gender the average person knows so much less than you think

inside sources in mossad ( his girlfriend) assured him they have it under control

Roman leaders drank water from lead pipes that poorer citizens could not afford to access. Men with political power are all suicidal to a certain degree whether they know it or not

the oracle at delphi had methane gas leaking into it, and historians believe that caused hallucinations and caused people to think the site was religiously significant.