Pursuer of the path of least resistance. Boring, shareholder friendly stocks. Whiskey enjoyer. Free markets, free trade, free people

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Compute @ Anthropic | Formerly AI strategy @ Google and tech equity research @ Bernstein Research

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Selling our forward for 30yrs... Obviously this is not investment advice.

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