ao3 tags 🔞

dooms your already doomed yaoi

Him having issues is the only canon thing about this fic

Use of Your Mom Jokes, Use of My Mom Jokes

Awful Terrible Sex That Sucks Bad

lovers? no. worse: idiots

I tried and failed to find a good tag for 'sexual microwave cleaning' so bear with me

Time travel we actually have more problems now

Improvised Geneva Convention Violations

it's a beautiful castle and you are an angry goose

Waffle-House-Typical violence

just bros playing golf and handling golf shafts

canon typical catholic guilt

you have two boyfriends and those boyfriends are also boyfriends

freak4freak

the dove is alive but its in a pool of its own blood

everything is fixed after a blunt conversation and oral

like idk if its particularly safe or sane but i know its consensual

A Chicken Coop (Very Important)

two men stuck in a box

you can't kill a kid and expect them to be fine

the plot is edging your boyfriend into behaving and agreeing to go to therapy

blame it on the fae

character is religious only when it benefits him

ball pit revolutions

One instance of waterboarding for medical reasons

a brief touch of monsterfuckery

guys let me cook i have a vision

the evils of Big Corporation

victorian longing from across the coffee table never actually brushing hands

maybe this wouldn't have happened if one of you bitches wasn't doomed by the narrative