ao3 tags 🔞

no beta we die like...no...i shan't say...

triple old man yaoi

“Does the looming threat of death make this sexier?”

there is no dom there is only combat

that horrific moment of realizing your adoptive mom was in love with your bio mom

plot convenient keytar

when your supervillain one night stand comes back to haunt you

This story is sponsored by Cheese Sandwiches at 1 AM

the world probably ceases to exist at one point

collecting kids like limited edition cats

if your rivalry lasts longer than a year you are gay etc.

evil clerical work

discussions as to what is or isn't cannibalism

everyone is bisexual until proven otherwise

tfw your dad tries to overthrow your mom so you call him a bitch on instagram

deux ex meteorite

sex in a pool of blood

half beta read we half die like half men

is this a date? yesn't

its not proper omegaverse its like omegaverse if they were catboys

slow-cooking the romance like a steak dinner

plot-convenient interdimensional magical traveling devices

Newsweek hasn't invented bisexuals yet

cannibalism as a metaphor for sex and sex as a metaphor for cannibalism

friends to Oh No

Bathtubs were also harmed in the making of this

He may be gay but he cannot escape the narrative

reincarnation gone wrong

sexual appreciation of your late husband's spear crafting

overanalysis of an old man's hair