David Schaub🇺🇲🇺🇦

tomorrow

Wow, Republicans are outraged at Karoline Leavitt calling half the country d̶e̶p̶l̶o̶r̶a̶b̶l̶e̶s̶ terrorists

"Women don't like the vehicle."

Day 1329 of my 3 day war. This war has left the russian navy with submarines that can't sink and ships that can't float.

I remain a master strategist.

Next, free long distance, like Stalin promised?

The Nobel Prize drama queens will have a hard time deciding between you and Trump for the Peace Prize next time.

No way he wrote that.

Now I know how extraterrestrial feel.

Never.

Final nail in the coffin for marriage.

Gee, guess I was right.

You won't believe this, but I saw Charlie Kirk's face on my toast this morning. Brought tears to my eyes.

He's going to put the Evil Eye on Roberts and Barrett.

I see you've been to Mountain Home.

Now you tell me.

Just a distraction from Epstein.

Trump says he absolutely hates the photo of him on the cover of Time, so please share this cropped section of it with everyone you know

Old guy here. Should be age caps for politicians.

He's not gonna like that picture.

Portland continues to amaze me 👏

They've had 8 years to offer a better alternative.

Don't forget the breads sticks, Walter. The best.

He took his hat off.

Totally senile. Bing boop bop.

First fell in love with Diane Keaton in Sleeper. Now I know how the ladies felt about Robert Redford.

Funny how the third one looks an awful lot like Justin Trudeau.

That's the Nexus, and it's Kirk and Picard.

Looking forward to reading your live posts during “THEM!” and “Arachnophobia “ tonight on MeTV- please use the hashtag @svengoolie - and make a mountain out of an anthill, then get caught in the web of eight-legged terror!