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Brian Rathbone - Fantasy Author

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Brian Rathbone is a bit odd and has a long history of telling dragon jokes of questionable quality. Brian writes fantasy and science fiction novels along with copious amounts of code.

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Craziest year of my life. Long story... <runs away>

04.07.2025 21:07 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Thanks, George! Hope you're doing well.

15.06.2025 20:03 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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Audible listeners: It looks like I finally succeeded in restoring the Godsland Epic Fantasy audio bundle to Audible.

77 hours of audio goodness for a single credit is a heck of a deal.

www.audible.com/pd/B01IPOSQ3...

06.05.2025 18:39 — 👍 2    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 1

Writing is like hurling yourself at the page and seeing what impression you leave.

Or something like that.

19.04.2025 19:47 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Fruit defies all logic.

Don't believe me?

You can make underwear out of fruit, and fruit salad is better than fruit cake.

12.04.2025 01:47 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

The underestimation support group has been canceled because the venue wasn't big enough.

08.04.2025 22:39 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Never yodel in front of a sleeping dragon.

07.04.2025 23:51 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

When running with unicorns, no sudden stops.

07.04.2025 16:23 — 👍 4    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

Nope, but following for tips

07.04.2025 16:12 — 👍 1    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

Do any of you have advice on increasing engagement on Bsky?

My current plan is to simply post more content but curious about what has worked for others.

07.04.2025 16:00 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

In this economy, the cons are going to have to rent-to-own the libs.

04.04.2025 14:50 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Threads has been banned on Pern.

I should have seen this coming.

23.03.2025 20:16 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Shouldn't Skeletor just be called Skelehead?

16.03.2025 20:37 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Can't unobserve that.

15.02.2025 02:40 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Thanks so much, Kyle! I hope you enjoy the rest of the story.

14.02.2025 22:21 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I'm halfway through the Godsland series audiobooks and I can wholeheartedly recommend. Very entertaining epic fantasy.

14.02.2025 22:18 — 👍 1    🔁 1    💬 1    📌 0
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14.02.2025 16:46 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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My audiobooks are deeply discounted for a limited time. This complete 12-book epic fantasy series is a story of empathy, forgiveness, magical realism...and there might be dragons!

#audiobooks

14.02.2025 16:42 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0

I may have worded it poorly, but this is a principle of quantum mechanics. It's a bizarre universe we live in.

14.02.2025 00:30 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Hmm, reality doesn't exist until it is observed? Not sure I agree.

13.02.2025 18:43 — 👍 1    🔁 1    💬 1    📌 0

Reality does not exist until it is observed, therefore the observer is, at least in part, the creator. I just can't quite figure out to control that which I observe. Pity.

13.02.2025 04:52 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0

Waffle House now has a dress code.

10.02.2025 22:59 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Reading fiction fosters empathy.

We need more readers.

08.02.2025 17:17 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Me wanting series that were abandoned ages ago to be revived.

08.02.2025 02:40 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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06.02.2025 21:50 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Thelma, you are not (in best Yoda voice)

06.02.2025 10:24 — 👍 1    🔁 1    💬 1    📌 0

Jinkies!

05.02.2025 19:22 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

There's no such thing as a free dragon.

05.02.2025 01:30 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I pondered for several days about my first post. Each time I thought I had the perfect idea, I scrapped it. What remained was empty white space. I did lots of arguing with that little voice in my head. But I think the muse and I have come to an agreement. So here goes: Do not fear the blank page.

31.01.2025 00:07 — 👍 4    🔁 4    💬 0    📌 0