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Chris Labarthe

@chrislabarthe.bsky.social

Thing namer. Word writer. Creative director. Dad. Husband. Goofball. All opinions are mine—but, really, c'mon, they should be yours as well.

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This is how I access Bluesky

09.03.2026 05:11 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

And just sayin’ you best not come at me with Spanish Civil War takes

09.03.2026 05:10 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Hunh. Just discovered the book that may be the lodestone for my research/writing project.

09.03.2026 04:49 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

The Skidmarks President

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The Skidmarks President

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A handicap blue and white painted sign on the asphalt of a parking space. The symbols are meant to be a pregnant women and a baby stroller, but it doesn't look like that. It looks like pac man being killed with scissors next to a dancer

A handicap blue and white painted sign on the asphalt of a parking space. The symbols are meant to be a pregnant women and a baby stroller, but it doesn't look like that. It looks like pac man being killed with scissors next to a dancer

Twerkers at the barbeque get priority parking 🫡

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When they go Lo Pan we go Hi Pan

09.03.2026 02:07 — 👍 8    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 1
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Cap’n O’Graphy

09.03.2026 01:48 — 👍 0    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

Yes, in USDA data "farmer" means "farm operator" (a business owner) not "farm laborer" (a hired worker). There is a sleight of hand used in advocacy: when writers want farmers to sound poor and in need of support, they quote income statistics for all farmers (many of which are small),... (1/2)

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This is the only Brent Crude I recognize

09.03.2026 00:58 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Sandals On Feet

08.03.2026 19:57 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

The Cornfederacy

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As Maine’s first woman District Attorney, Attorney General, and Governor, I'm proud to wish everyone a happy International Women’s Day.

I’m running for the U.S. Senate to continue fighting for women to be heard, seen, and respected — and I will always stand up for our rights.

08.03.2026 19:06 — 👍 302    🔁 112    💬 8    📌 9

JD Vance is obsessed with claiming that immigrants need to follow the rules about coming into the U.S. But he's actually deporting immigrants who have followed the rules. & it doesn't appear that he followed the rules about coming into the Catholic Church by skipping the OCIA process.

08.03.2026 19:13 — 👍 24    🔁 5    💬 2    📌 0

Those are CRINGELIB WINEMOM VETS, Mike, not vaguely threatening Shrekmonster vets

08.03.2026 17:38 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Snowflakism, mom-hatred, cringelib-hatred, fashy-curious, homophobia, antisemitism, manlyman cosplay, failsonism—honestly surprised there isn't a Hemingway revival going on

08.03.2026 17:32 — 👍 2    🔁 1    💬 1    📌 0
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Would work great on a Panic Pete base

08.03.2026 17:24 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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The strange, psychedelic history of how San Francisco got colorful homes San Francisco Victorians were once neglected and reviled. Then acid-fueled color schemes arrived and made them famous.

Super fun read for your Sunday!

We asked the question: How did S.F. homes get so colorful?

The answer was a journey, involving battleship paint, psychedelics and a rainbow home a block from the Painted Ladies. (Which were once zoned for demolition! 🤯)

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www.sfchronicle.com/totalsf/arti...

08.03.2026 15:27 — 👍 18    🔁 7    💬 0    📌 2
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Trump in uniform at handover ceremony

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The meme with a guy and two girls. The guy is labeled 1:59 AM. His girlfriend islabeled 2 AM. The cute girl coming the other way is labeled 3AM.

The meme with a guy and two girls. The guy is labeled 1:59 AM. His girlfriend islabeled 2 AM. The cute girl coming the other way is labeled 3AM.

The US and Canada go to Daylight Savings Time tomorrow morning.

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trump at the handover ceremony

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Yeah honestly I think that kind of person just … doesn’t vote. At all.

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Outstanding dadname for a laundromat (yes, on Greenwich St)

07.03.2026 20:53 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Everyone wishes they were 12

07.03.2026 20:51 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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French Laundry chef again scolds Bay Area town over affordable housing project "I have reached out to every one of you; none of you has reached out to me."

Yes in my back yard, Chef!

07.03.2026 20:17 — 👍 2    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

“Is that a preexisting condition on your pocket, or …”

07.03.2026 20:15 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Team America should do Aeropress shots

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