Nation’s Indigenous People Confirm They Don’t Need Special Holiday, Just Large Swaths Of Land Returned Immediately

Nation’s Indigenous People Confirm They Don’t Need Special Holiday, Just Large Swaths Of Land Returned Immediately https://theonion.com/nation-s-indigenous-people-confirm-they-don-t-need-spec-1839033177/

the baby is wearing a striped shirt and covering his face with his hand . ALT: the baby is wearing a striped shirt and covering his face with his hand .

She returned from Walmart with a receipt longer than one from CVS....

The governor of the state in which I reside - Ron DeSantis - can fuck all the way off.

As a physician, I know conversion therapy is dangerous and goes against everything we stand for in healthcare. It's abusive and not grounded in science.

Concern over low birth rates was what the theocracy in Margaret Atwood’s Handmaid’s Tale used to come to power.

Happy birthday to @sarahwanh.bsky.social

It's possible ... hear me out, here …. It may well be that these people lie their asses off whenever they exhale

How gun culture and the government fell back in love Thanks to racism and the war on terror, the two natural allies are walking hand in cold, dead hand again.

"The oft-mentioned tyranny being opposed by gun owners is really just the sense that the wrong people are encroaching on the privileges and prerogatives of whiteness."

From 2020:

🚨 Arizona Free Enterprise Club v. Fontes Appealed Learn more.

🚨BREAKING: Arizona Court of Appeals REJECTS right wing challenge to Arizona's signature matching process. Another VICTORY for my law firm's clients and the voters of Arizona. www.democracydocket.com/cases/arizon...

Sorry, but thoughts and prayers don't actually help.

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More Americans Buying Firearms To Defend Selves From Toddlers Who Found Their Guns

Child’s Favorite Restaurant Also Dad’s Favorite Bar

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ICE is hiring! US immigration and Customs Enforcement is looking for highly motivated, morally indifferent individuals to join our team. Open positions include: Senior Goon Racism Enforcement Office Unmarked Van Driver (Part-Time) Experience with children a plus usajobs.gov

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You can take the boy out of Maryland, but you'll never take the Maryland out of the boy.

Here’s a 🔥🔥exchange between me and Mick Mulvaney during @mehdirhasan.bsky.social's brilliant interview of Mulvaney on Al Jazeera's Head to Head. The whole episode is worth a watch, and you can find it on @aljazeera.com's YouTube channel.

RELEASE THE EPSTEIN FILES!

Phuck. Every. #MAGA Voter.

Not a Pale Ale git but this Baltimore product ain't bad.

holy shit @bmeiselas.bsky.social 😭

Ghislaine Maxwell Can’t Help But Notice Interview Room Covered In Plastic Sheeting TALLAHASSEE, FL—Perplexed that the Department of Justice had chosen a setting with such strange decor to ask her about Jeffrey Epstein’s co-conspirators, Ghislaine Maxwell confirmed Thursday that she couldn’t help but notice her interview room was covered in plastic sheeting. “Wow, you’ve got the whole room tarped up—you guys doing some painting later?” said Maxwell […]

“Wow, you’ve got the whole room tarped up—you guys doing some painting later?” said Ghislaine Maxwell theonion.com/ghislai...

Noticing a theme here.

Ghislaine Maxwell Can’t Help But Notice Interview Room Covered In Plastic Sheeting TALLAHASSEE, FL—Perplexed that the Department of Justice had chosen a setting with such strange decor to ask her about Jeffrey Epstein’s co-conspirators, Ghislaine Maxwell confirmed Thursday that she ...

Ghislaine Maxwell Can’t Help But Notice Interview Room Covered In Plastic Sheeting

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