Claire

The paedo formally known as prince

These bloody hormones. I've cried nearly half a dozen times watching The Repair Shop tonight

Post something random or you'll have an awful November.

posting random shit won't change november so have a little silly regardless of how this next month goes x

I'm going to sound like a grumpy old woman right now, but I can't abide by everyone walking around on their phones talking like they're on the Apprentice. Nobody wants to hear your conversation and you look like a twat

Erm...is Prue wearing a ball gag around her neck? #GBBO 👀

Why do they always put magnets in your bed when the clocks go back? Barely made it out of bed this morning

I wish I had Jimmy's arse #strictlycomedancing

When you lock eyes with the extroverted couple at the swingers club #StrictlyComeDancing #Strictly

It would seem logical (that's the correct phrase, right?)

Anyone got any erotic fan fiction about this? Asking for a friend

Save them to read/admire later and then totally forget I've done that until I remember six months down the line

picture showing 69 followers on my profile

Nice

#GBBO and I've forgotten to get treats. AGAIN.

There really needs to be more oral sex on women in porn

Whilst I hate AI and everything associated with it this would be useful to make fake photos for friends and family when you've really gone to a swingers resort for a week.

I have no problem with the fireworks for Diwali, but do it at a reasonable hour. Thankfully our cats are locked in now and chilling in their room with some catnip

And all my favourite websites have been down all day due to the stupid AWS. I've had to actually try and do work

I would kill for that right now - my sleep pattern and libido is screwed up so badly

Currently operating on 4 hours sleep after someone decided to have a massive firework display down the street at 2am. Send all the caffeine to my office, ASAP

Cheryl Cole an icon. Really? #scd #strictly

I'm in one of those moods where I feel blah and don't want to do anything, but at the same time know that later tonight I'll be angry at myself for not actually do anything

I've not seen in a few years but I loved 'The Others' with Nicole Kidman

Well if you want to see what a human sex swing looks like, you might as well watch this Chris and Nadiya dance #strictly #scd

I've had an absolute shitter of a day. So I've poured myself a giant glass of red wine and I've put Before Sunrise on.

Celia must be protected at all costs! #celebritytraitors

"Don't you DARE get rid of Charlotte!" - Dads across the country right now #CelebrityTraitors

I LOVE Charlotte's green cardigan #CelebrityTraitors

It's only 11:30am but me and the other women in the office have spent far too much time discussing the best sex positions for the PG Tips monkey and Emily Atack

Please don't use AI to write porn | A plea from Girl on the Net You are a human: a collection of atoms and stories. Please don't outsource half of your humanity to a bland obsequious robot. Don't use AI to write porn.

Don’t give your fantasies to the relentless, soulless, data-munching machine.

Resist.

www.girlonthenet.com/blog/please-...

Being cucked by AI is totally on the horizon