@contesso.bsky.social
here we go again
Are your shorts short π
19.04.2025 18:39 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Happy Saturday
12.04.2025 21:44 β π 35 π 0 π¬ 2 π 0
Iβm in Florida
29.03.2025 17:41 β π 41 π 1 π¬ 1 π 0Those eyes
25.03.2025 21:47 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Call me when you hit $60
16.03.2025 23:36 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0
New passport photo just dropped
02.03.2025 20:47 β π 20 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Ethiopian!!
23.02.2025 05:26 β π 10 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I may be depressed as hell but at least I had a cronut for the first time today and god damn that was good
22.02.2025 02:10 β π 9 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Starting Lexapro tomorrow watch this space!!!
22.02.2025 00:31 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Thank you for reining in my thirst
17.02.2025 15:56 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Iβve never heard of this man til now but Iβm barking at my phone
17.02.2025 00:46 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0I would like to go one year without a potential major medical event that causes me to panic beyond belief
12.02.2025 00:36 β π 5 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0π΅βπ«π΅βπ«π΅βπ«
09.02.2025 21:41 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Snip snip
09.02.2025 20:41 β π 66 π 0 π¬ 2 π 0Twinks are very dark-sided so this tracks
08.02.2025 17:13 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Will be dreaming about this dip for months to come
08.02.2025 03:27 β π 10 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I havenβt been this excited about a new artist since I was in high school so Iβm not ashamed to say I yelled when Chappell won
03.02.2025 02:53 β π 7 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Havenβt interacted with another human in 8 days
01.02.2025 13:19 β π 7 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0The depressive urge to disappear off the face of the earth for a bit is too real
30.01.2025 12:33 β π 10 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Iβm sorry youβre going to be given a child that sounds terrible honestly
29.01.2025 21:32 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0I just recoiled
28.01.2025 20:25 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Kellyβs roast beef logo
28.01.2025 20:22 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Was it on sale
27.01.2025 20:32 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0I-2 my beloved
26.01.2025 21:31 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Am I supposed to start saying this
26.01.2025 16:15 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Hiiiiii
24.01.2025 02:28 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Just because you canβt stand the sight of fat boys doesnβt mean you can body shame me Paul!
20.01.2025 21:10 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Alt π
20.01.2025 21:01 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0@ me next time you ornery old man!
19.01.2025 19:36 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Knowing youβve been turning your data over to China all this time is oddly satisfying
19.01.2025 05:42 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0
