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which one of you fucks took the django handle
I miss when country music was about slugging back brews, driving your truck, and toppling the Iraqi government
22.01.2025 19:41 — 👍 10 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I hope this doesn't sound naive, but the way we defeat Donald Trump is with the power of art
22.01.2025 01:34 — 👍 18 🔁 2 💬 1 📌 1this may no longer be a popular opinion, but I do still think that Kamala is pretty brat
16.01.2025 17:44 — 👍 7 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0can't believe I sat through 3.5 hours of The Brutalist and Adrian Belew wasn't even in it
15.01.2025 15:57 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0the year is 1997. for just $18, you have obtained a CD containing all of the songs on the My Best Friend’s Wedding soundtrack.
13.01.2025 20:12 — 👍 25 🔁 6 💬 1 📌 1be nice to nerds, they'll rule your technocratic dystopia someday
11.01.2025 23:24 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0one trend I expect to come roaring back this year is the effort to transmute lead into gold
03.01.2025 20:49 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0this year I'm going to be a different person than who I am
01.01.2025 16:16 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 02025 is the year we win the hearts and minds of the Iraqi people
30.12.2024 23:53 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0fun fact: it's been 26 years since Tony Soprano said he was worried that he came in at the end
30.12.2024 15:54 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0(David Attenborough voice)
Django is doing something funny
my main complaint with A Complete Unknown is that I feel like the scene early on where Bob Dylan learns and practices the CAGED chord-scale system (in real time) unnecessarily slowed down the pace of the movie
26.12.2024 20:04 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0ending my Gladiator porn parody with the protagonist running his hand through a field of dildos
24.12.2024 23:14 — 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0one thing I've noticed about Christmas songs is that they all reflect a positive to very positive opinion of Christmas
22.12.2024 22:57 — 👍 6 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0spoiler alert, but in Gladiator 2 he summons the strength of his ancestors to hit Denzel Washington with a rock
22.12.2024 16:46 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Christmas and Hanukkah should collab
21.12.2024 03:17 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0kids, we're lowkey getting a divorce
20.12.2024 21:01 — 👍 139 🔁 12 💬 5 📌 1CEO making $120 million per year: government-controlled industries are inefficient
17.12.2024 02:47 — 👍 9 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0Red One won't win any awards, but I was pretty impressed at the audacity of having Santa Claus say that Hanukkah "fucking sucks" in the opening scene
16.12.2024 02:15 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
and the odds aren't great going forward tbh
13.12.2024 20:25 — 👍 7 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0a murderer named Luigi? what's next, a serial rapist named Sonic the Hedgehog??
11.12.2024 03:42 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0BREAKING: the FBI has raided my "adult circus"
08.12.2024 18:26 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0life before alcohol was bad
04.12.2024 16:29 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0yeah I'm sex-positive; I'm POSITIVE I'm frightened of sex!
02.12.2024 18:18 — 👍 7 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I don't like anime
02.12.2024 16:11 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I want the government OUT of my bedroom, unless its agents are wearing thigh-high latex boots and wielding a riding crop
02.12.2024 01:43 — 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
as long as this doesn't impact the whack-off room
30.11.2024 02:43 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0herding all my relatives into the basement so I can show them how much better my double kick drum technique has gotten since last year
28.11.2024 19:43 — 👍 124 🔁 6 💬 3 📌 0miracles are real
27.11.2024 14:42 — 👍 8 🔁 2 💬 1 📌 0
how many more years of this do you think we have left to get through? I'm gonna say three
26.11.2024 02:33 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
