Mellabellanies

Happy new year. They’re kidnapping elderly white women. Oh, and ICE has gone full open season on American citizens. 3 televised executions in a span of weeks, they dropping citizens in the middle if nowhere. The folks hoarding all the resources have the gall to be cannibals as well. Tragic.

My co-worker this morning “why would there be a lease for a home?”…. It’s an apartment, bro. An apartment. 🥲 Never occurred to him. FREE ME FROM THE SHACKLES OF POVERTY!

I consider JB’s performance at the Grammy’s last night a cry for help… he sounded good, but that man is in pain.

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Okay but the tribute gave Black excellence. I’ll allow it

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My spirit is not at ease with Lauryn Hill on this stage.

One thing about me? Imma put that night gown on. Morning, noon, winter, spring, or summer the night gown will be ON.

🧊❌BREAKING 🧊❌ 500 #MOworkers and community allies from across St. Louis just rallied to demand ICE OUT of our city!

Solidarity with our siblings in Minnesota during their bold general strike to fight back ✊🏿✊🏼✊🏽

Realized I’ll never have a snow day again, absent a power outage, and I cannot breathe. This adulthood shit, man. They keep TAKING.

Omg they’re starving you before snowmageddon?!!!

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In a few months we’ll actually have to travel to Louisiana for chicken. We finna have Civil War pt. 2 and WW pt. III at the same damn time. Is this what #Millennialhood has for me?? Not 1, not 2, but 3 WARS? Russia eats Ukraine. China eats Taiwan. US eats Venezuela. This some Axis vs. Allies BS!

America is playing like seeing our 250th is guaranteed. They think them folks not coming to get their President and 1st Lady?? What is going on????

Saw “Dr. Umar-mi” and actually closed the app. I’m not doing that with them 🤣🤣🤣

Sometimes I’ll be having a good day. Then I remember that full sets used to be $20 🤬

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Gotta give 2025 to the lesbians. Specifically the studs. Yall locked down Niecey Nash and Porsha??

The weirdness has progressed. The government shutdown for 40 days and 40 nights over “healthcare (Epstein)”. The democrats and allowed the government to reopen in exchange for nothing ✨. 45/7 fell in love with the socialist mayor elect of NYC. 98.7% certain his dementia is full blown.

It’s the first day of the last month of this fuck ass year. Not sure if I’m dancing from excitement, or trembling in fear. Whatever. Just make it count.

For anyone who needs to hear it, if you didn’t use macaroni noodles, you did not make Mac n cheese. You made cheesy pasta. Thank you for coming to my Ted Talk.

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I just got out of a meeting. 🫩 why aren’t yall with family? Why aren’t I?! Damn you job market! Damn capitalism! Damn GREED!!!

Nothing has a dvd player any more 😓. I could probably get a little one from Walmart, but the idea of having to figure out my TV’s AV connection just to watch Charlie Brown…🫠 it’s a disgrace.

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Why is Apple TV the only place I can watch A Charlie Brown Thanksgiving 😡 it was me and my Granny’s tradition to watch it when it aired on ABC. Back when we were a proper country.

Beyoncé, please. Christmas is coming.

Watching Megan strut into court has been the best part of my days. Thee. Stallion. And the suits are 🫖

Maybe the problem is that the men don’t have work trucks no more. They ain’t spending Sundays washing the weekend vehicle just to put it back in the garage come Monday. Just podcast mics, football, and foreigns.

We should’ve never let Five Guys be a la carte in peace smh. Now a meal costs $30+ and that doesn’t sit right in my spirit.

Think I’ll skip the office today so I can stay home and perfect my yams recipe. I ain’t got it in me to show face today.

70° weekends and 30° weekday mornings do NOT work for me.

There are a lot of jets flying over DC today. What now?

Niggas finna be MC Hammer broke if this recession hits like they’re predicting.

Can the culture please revisit pumpkins? I’m tired of fighting for my life every fall. I promise there’s room for two orange bad bitches.

Is there a crowdfunding link for Thanksgiving this year? If not imma start disinviting family. Who paying $350 for some groceries?? Not I.