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Lex

@glitterstrands.bsky.social

beat me up and earn 15 silver points 29 ~ east london via the black country ~ they/them ~ πŸ‘ΎπŸŽ¬πŸŽ΅

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Rizgod it seems I have become quite protective of you...

05.03.2026 22:47 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

you can be black, there's also like a vaguely dreadlocky hairstyle available from the start - there's unlockable styles later so I assume more there (but tbh most of the hair I've seen so far looks v similar cos it's all the same blobby aesthetic)

05.03.2026 21:14 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

reverse BBL. I'm so thick and juicy they had to give some of it to brazil

05.03.2026 21:00 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

yes i lived bitch!

05.03.2026 20:41 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

(i had v minor surgery i am absolutely fine)

05.03.2026 20:41 β€” πŸ‘ 15    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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I lived bitch

05.03.2026 20:34 β€” πŸ‘ 137    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 8    πŸ“Œ 0
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I have the shot. Fire when ready.

05.03.2026 14:21 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I can't take credit for these words, by the way. They were first uttered by the sitting Home Secretary.

05.03.2026 13:10 β€” πŸ‘ 135    πŸ” 40    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

pokopia good :-)

05.03.2026 11:15 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

good morning ben i look forward to out-monday-againing you

04.03.2026 11:37 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

this one comes with a doctor's note it's not the same!!

04.03.2026 11:13 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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my week of personal leave just happening to start the day pokopia comes out

04.03.2026 10:51 β€” πŸ‘ 24    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

If you smell toast, you might be having a stroke... a stroke of luck that is. It’s toast time.

03.03.2026 21:16 β€” πŸ‘ 3653    πŸ” 849    πŸ’¬ 20    πŸ“Œ 14
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girl help they're transvestigating in the celadon city gym

03.03.2026 20:08 β€” πŸ‘ 76    πŸ” 13    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 1

Kate Bush, in re: something good

03.03.2026 18:00 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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the KVIIIlyn Sweep being an instant win button even through paralysis... that's my daughter right there

03.03.2026 16:19 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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good morning ben
wetherspoons carpet daughter obviously

03.03.2026 09:42 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I don't like that this is the second conversation I've had about the Richard Gere hamster today

02.03.2026 23:45 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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the Nintendo Switch Online games being rated on a per-console basis creates a very fun system where Dr Mario is rated 16+ for strong violence and Kirby contains mild swearing and sexual innuendo

02.03.2026 23:23 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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1900: [title too racist to print] by ives
'cracker' whitey
1910: gods blade cuts down the sinners by the smiles family singers
1920: married to frankenstein blues by blind soupy fogg
1930: the st lois choo choo train by willard gibson and his orchestra
1940: i will kiss him in heaven (unless you buy war bonds) by elspeth whitey
1950: makin babies by big 'richard' willie
1960: why oh why (did god take my baby away) by the marvelous wonderettes
1970: why'd you leave me bitch by the baby brats
1980: why did you leave, robot girl? by country club
1990: shit by phlegm

1900: [title too racist to print] by ives 'cracker' whitey 1910: gods blade cuts down the sinners by the smiles family singers 1920: married to frankenstein blues by blind soupy fogg 1930: the st lois choo choo train by willard gibson and his orchestra 1940: i will kiss him in heaven (unless you buy war bonds) by elspeth whitey 1950: makin babies by big 'richard' willie 1960: why oh why (did god take my baby away) by the marvelous wonderettes 1970: why'd you leave me bitch by the baby brats 1980: why did you leave, robot girl? by country club 1990: shit by phlegm

the history of music in the 20th century:

02.03.2026 06:39 β€” πŸ‘ 877    πŸ” 273    πŸ’¬ 12    πŸ“Œ 11
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feb 26 🎡

02.03.2026 10:23 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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the oddish line is in!

02.03.2026 09:44 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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i just can't stop winning

01.03.2026 23:02 β€” πŸ‘ 21    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

streets saying they fixed the FRLG Raikou/Entei roar glitch πŸ‘€

01.03.2026 22:58 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

looooove this concept

01.03.2026 14:29 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

did you find it

01.03.2026 14:29 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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February in movies πŸ€“

01.03.2026 13:13 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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