Keter-Class Kobold

I feel like I can personally explain it to anybody and unless they also have the condition they treat my symptoms like moral failings

An arc of plasma follows an erupting magnetic line halfway before fading out in this section of an SDO image (AIA 171) taken today, September 25 2010. Image adjusted to enhance detail. Courtesy NASA (SDO) and the AIA consortium. Edited by J. Major.

Half Arc (SDO 9-25-10) - From Jason Major (jpmajor.bsky.social) - https://flic.kr/p/8Ei3XP

I have to remember that I am not responsible for other people's reactions

I am not responsible for other people's decisions

I am not responsible for other people's actions

The kobold urge to skitter about

cait @cait.bsky.social • 5mo how come "realism" in games only applies to shit that sucks and not, for instance, the fact that most flashlights do not actually run out of batteries after 3 minutes, and good quality tools will literally outlive you if you take good care of them [replying] cait @cait.bsky.social if somebody sold me an axe that broke after chopping down 10 trees i would go back to their shop and beat the shit out of them June 9, 2024 at 6:10 PM

Power and Varia Suit Samus (Metroid Prime) ✨

That’s cool my longterm vision is to put you on a remote island that you can never leave

The thing that really gets in my craw about Tim Sweeney's bitching over AI disclosure is that these are the same people who want to tell us how great AI is going to be for games. Like, which is it? Are you proud that you're using the tool or aren't you?

This PlayStation patent submission will never stop being funny.

I must have fired actual tons of machine gun rounds into tens of thousands of bugs in my career, I would not be at all surprised if I increased the lead concentration of some of these planets by a percentage point

It's frankly astounding that they just give you an MG-43 machinegun for FREE when you complete helldiver training. Take that gun anywhere in the galaxy and it will dominate

Legendary bounty hunter Samus Aran unleashes the Crystal Flash, a dazzling display of energy that restores her health and power.

Crystal Flash

An adorable raccoon.

it's wild how the positive use cases are like "save 5 minutes reading a long doc" and "write a generic email faster" and the negative use cases are "get encouraged to dive deeper in psychosis, misogyny, or suicidal thoughts" and we're still on the fence about overall value

I have to be the most fuckable person in this combat encounter

Welcome to ADHD emotions! Get ready to experience • Understimulation Overstimulation The Anger Spiral • Wednesday Forever • Oh God they hate me. This whole Grocery Store hates me. And *•.~° I lust*•.~°

They're trying to have an emotional through line and character arcs but Donald the duck is still doing the voice

I know kingdom hearts may have been formative media for some of you, or foundational to your worldview even, but I cannot take those games seriously. They made Michael the mouse a Yoda, dude

Transphobia, like other bigotries, comes from an assumption that the world as we know it is the best way things can be arranged. Anyone trying to change the way things are must therefore be trying to cheat the system to make up for their lack of ability

If I challenge you to rock paper scissors and you walk right by I can only assume you are some kind of arthropod operating the keyboard. Go catch flies or something, I want to play with PEOPLE that will join in my shenanigans

If you have more than three computer screens you are spending entirely too much to jack off. You cannot possibly focus on that many perspectives at once

Left: Elster from Signalis in the Half-Life HEV suit Right: Gordon Freeman from Half-Life in Elster's armor from Signalis

Repost in light of HOPE #HalfLife3

How do you check to see if other players are sentient life forms? I like to swap weapons as fast as my scroll wheel will go, to see if they do it back

I think Orgiatic has the most annoying commercial in night city, but that might just be because it's the only one I remember. Thrud is a close second

At the beach #karlach #bg3 #baldursgate3

Aliens 1 (7800)

"Works as advertised, doesn't track me" is the highest possible praise I can give a software or appliance in this day and age

when there's a tab on my fucking start bar telling me about Xbox game pass I get an eye twitch

I only get mad at films with nonsense logic when they aren't entertaining enough to override my drive to be analytical