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Colleen Dracula

@colleendracula.bsky.social

inventor. philanthropist. boy mom. model. dogs, coffee, whiskey, sensible gun control. sworn enemy of The Orange One. one mention of B*rnie=instant block

142 Followers  |  137 Following  |  144 Posts  |  Joined: 23.07.2023  |  2.4543

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Hypersigil Magic for Melancholy Women- pt. 1 part 1 of 2 xoxo

put out a mix for sad girls a little while ago

soundcloud.com/missbandrui/...

24.10.2025 18:18 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

it's giving "onion person on the street interviewee"

24.10.2025 18:11 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

it was originally gonna be abt sex parties but i hear that submit is under new ownership now so i was afraid it wouldn't land

21.10.2025 18:18 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

โ€บlooking for a new women and trans nightlife space
โ€บask the gym receptionist if their nightlife space is dorky or terfy
โ€บshe doesnt understand
>pull out illustrated diagram explaing what
is dorky and what is terfy
>she laughs and says "it's a good nightlife space sir"

21.10.2025 17:44 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

NEED

17.10.2025 13:05 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

noteworthy that it's a cover!

17.10.2025 12:57 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

what

19.09.2025 18:55 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

i feel like the redhead is going to somehow manage to get a Blue Dog style dem nom to claim rent control is ableist

17.09.2025 20:52 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

the lady at apicha seems to be living her best life and seeing her is unerringly the high point of the visit

15.09.2025 19:54 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Malcolm Gladwell Throughout his career, Malcolm Gladwell has inserted pro-tobacco, pro-banking industry and pro-PHARMA messages into his books and articles.

NB he pivoted into being the soy jordan peterson after shilling for big tobacco for years shameproject.com/profile/malc...

03.09.2025 23:28 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

this happened to me once and i didn't know anything about Sorcerer. not fun!

31.08.2025 22:53 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

yeah and then you turn a corner and it's like greenpoint/bronx style two story townhouses with vinyl siding

22.08.2025 18:51 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

i like how architecturally patchwork it is! also moma ps1 is free if you have ny ID and is a really delightful third space even if the current exhibits donโ€™t excite you

21.08.2025 22:37 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

jesus christ

19.08.2025 23:48 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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16.08.2025 02:59 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

then his gf left him for his drummer, he tried to kill himself by drinking kerosene, it didn't work, and he became the depressed east coast alcoholic answer to randy newman shortly thereafter

15.08.2025 20:56 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Attila (Billy Joel) - Self Titled Album (1970) COMPLETE
YouTube video by Cory Johnson Attila (Billy Joel) - Self Titled Album (1970) COMPLETE

did you know he was in a 2 man deep purple style outfit before he went solo?

www.youtube.com/watch?v=L7s8...

15.08.2025 20:55 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

better to have them and not need them etc etc etc

28.07.2025 03:13 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

one time they caught me and interrogated me about a heist on a docked ship that went sideways and i had them properly hornswoggled by improvising a story based on things i saw in the interrogation room- i even feigned a limp!

28.07.2025 03:11 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 9    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

they see a jade figurine of a siamese cat in a bank vault that once held important documents and they assume that the culprit is chinese (i am not chinese) - things of this nature. also i hang out with the police and offer to do psychological profiling and throw them off the trail that way as well

28.07.2025 03:09 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

i do crimes all the time and havenโ€™t been caught (and will not be caught!) because i leave riddles at the crime scene as a form of misdirection

28.07.2025 03:07 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 13    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

fun fact about me is that i was the inspiration for m3gan because of how i killed a bunch of people after a dog bit me in the head

25.07.2025 19:15 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

ok but is there a picture of the aide?

18.07.2025 17:42 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

jesus CHRIST

12.07.2025 06:20 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

i mean, their target audience is PMC dullards whose only real objections to the american right wing are purely aesthetic, and i can only imagine that this condescending tone floods them with dopamine the way alex jones' shouting rants do for divorced alcoholics

05.07.2025 16:18 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
a sleepy dog on a couch , with a blond woman in glasses behind her, taking a selfie in landscape mode

a sleepy dog on a couch , with a blond woman in glasses behind her, taking a selfie in landscape mode

not my dog but i am babysitting her rn

02.07.2025 21:03 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

what were your learning resources?

23.06.2025 21:42 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

hold on now what?

21.06.2025 17:13 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

no i pronounce it the way i do because i'm trying to manifest something

21.06.2025 03:43 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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