Squirm

So sorry. 😠 (and angry)

Maybe it was just someone in the bushes getting their rocks off?

Now that's definitely my kind of meditation. I could feel real zen after a day or three in that.

That's an impressive stick you have there daddy.

Of course I’m open to Canadian visitors. Just gotta watch out for those stupid new import tariffs on gimps.

It’s been known to happen. Sometimes I just can’t help it.

It's my civic duty.

Epilogue: The gimp hung out in gear for a few more hours, got horny again, and then it asked for a dildo it could use in the shower to get off. I found one that was nicely phallic, complete with balls. Soon I think this gimp might just beg for the real thing, what do you think? /Fin

By now the straight gimp was desperate to cum. I said I'd oblige, but it would have to eat what shot out. I put in a ratcheting mouth retractor gag (not pictured) and when gimp was close to cumming, I reminded it of what would happen. It tried to hold back, but couldn't, and ate a few handfuls. /6

I told the straight gimp that it now knew what a cock felt like in its mouth, and what a man's piss tasted like (even if it was its own at this stage). You can see its gimp dick betraying it again. /5

The syringe was for hydration - a tube runs down the center of the pecker gag - and the gimp had been ordered to pee into a container before getting bound. I was kind, and the first syringe full, which it choked down without any say in the matter, was 50/50 water/piss. Later we worked up to 100%. /4

Although the gimp couldn't see the inflatable pecker gag, it would soon become familiar with every vein molded into the rubber. /3

After the gimp was securely strapped down, I told it how I needed to derive SOME enjoyment out of this deal, and that it was going to be edged mercilessly and suffer a series of humiliations. Its gimp dick betrayed it, and was a signal that it was ready to proceed... /2

My straight gimp friend LatexLabRat stopped by today. It was craving bondage. I'm very much in favor of helping straight gimps - they still need bondage just as much as the rest of us queers - and it's a shame when they have to go without. Of course, there was a price to pay... 1/

(Also, if someone would like to generously donate the cost of the hotel room, approx $500 for 7 nights, they can receive credit in the film as well! Never hurts to ask!)

I do have a hotel reserved, just in case. If someone does host me, they can receive credit in the final film (if they wish). It's a wholesome and worthwhile project (I'm a wholesome and worthwhile individual, can't you tell?) I can give you more details via DM.

Photo of a man with a vivid blue Mohawk and a goatee standing in a room with cinderblock walls and chains hanging behind him. He is staring into the camera with a mean side-glare. He is wearing a black, shiny nylon football jersey. Captions in distressed text over the photo say "Would you let this man... into your home?"

Attn Wisconsin kinksters - In my mainstream life I'm working on an indie documentary project. I'm hoping to find a spare room in the Milwaukee area where I can stay, along with a few boxes of camera equipment, Sept. 13th-20th. Really trying to save costs on this trip! DM me if you can help, thanks!

PS... "Same ol', same ol'" is a socially acceptable reply when "fine" seems like a lie to you. (And having a shitty day is sadly, truthfully, "some ol'".)

Instead, it means "I acknowledge you, fellow human, that we are sharing this temporary moment together and must get through it without negative social consequences", and the reply is "Acknowledgement received. Let's proceed." /Fin

I felt the same until one day, the computer programmer in me realized that this interaction is just a protocol, with variables somebody named "how are you" and "fine" which are not the true meaning of the interaction... 1/

...and the @eff.org Electronic Frontier Foundation, which defends online freedoms and privacy rights more broadly. (End of rant.) /Fin

If you want to help, call your legislators and demand they oppose the current paranoia and support freedom of expression in the adult entertainment domain. Support the @fsc.bsky.social Free Speech Coalition, which is the group representing the adult industry... /12

With all the new government-backed assaults on adult content providers, the situation seems quite grim. (I will not be discussing my approach to current policies - everything right now is a big legal trap and I don't intend to step in it by making public statements)... /11

Please don't ask me questions like "why not host in another country? why not open a foreign bank account? why not just use crypto?". There are a number of approaches, but none without major problems, and some "obvious" solutions don't actually work at all... /10

This is how major platforms like PornHub and others had much greater leeway than boutique (small, insignificant) operators like me. But that's no longer the case, as you may have heard about their problems in the news in recent years... /9

You may be asking about "what about business XYZ, they don't seem to be having these problems" - that was probably true 5-10 years ago. I had a broker tell me "if you're billing over $100k/month, you can be in whatever category you choose, they don't care if you're making them lots of money"... /8

So basically I pay Visa/MC reps $1450/year to come look at porn on my site and occasionally bitch about it in lawyerly letters that must be acted upon... (And guess what, there are no clear, published rules, it's all vague guidelines, so you can't challenge their decisions)... /7

If you sometimes notice that your favorite, legit-but-edgy content suddenly disappears from a platform without explanation, it is often because of a merchant account provider's intervention. Comply, or don't do business at all - you'll be blacklisted. /6

That audit, by the way, consists of merchant acct. representatives logging in and looking at porn. All legit adult web sites with merchant accounts have logins for the banks that have full subscriber privileges. (Discover is to be commended - they don't charge an annual compliance fee - yet)... /5

I've been working in this space for nearly 30 years, and have had the same merchant acct. for the last 15. Every year there are more and more restrictions. For the privilege of being in this category, I pay Visa and MC annual auditing fees, which have tripled over 10yrs, now at $1,450 combined... /4