How does one score an invite to a Naylor dinner party?
07.03.2026 18:21 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0How does one score an invite to a Naylor dinner party?
07.03.2026 18:21 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Look...all I'm saying is we should probably trade for Owen Caissie.
07.03.2026 16:43 — 👍 8 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0My preference is for Yariel Rodriguez to never play baseball again.
22.02.2026 20:12 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0NOT AS LATE AS I AM 😍😍😍
22.02.2026 18:33 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Was driving, listening on the radio yesterday but I did have to pull over, every couple of minutes, to adjust my giant boner.
22.02.2026 18:32 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
An entire day where I'm covered in ash?
Umm...I just call it Wednesday, thanks!
Get well soon, Anthony Santander. Or don't, I don't really give a fuck.
13.02.2026 13:05 — 👍 10 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Look. All I'm saying is, it would be a real shame if Kid Rock shit himself during the Nazi Halftime Show.
08.02.2026 16:06 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Accidentally got drunk this afternoon. Whoopsie-doopsie!
07.02.2026 22:15 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Thanks for everything, Buck. I hope you know I love you.
06.02.2026 15:35 — 👍 10 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Bit Underwhelmed by this trade TBH
18.11.2025 22:56 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0So, how many MVPs do we have to give Aaron Judge before Yankee fans feel better about not winning the World Series?
14.11.2025 14:49 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Fuckin Schneider. Can't even win Manager of the Year.
12.11.2025 01:04 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Well...the good guys lost but I'm so proud of this team.
Except for Brendan Little.
Now that I've regained consciousness...
BORIS EVEREST BICHEEEEEEETTTTE
It's my medical opinion and, as his doctor, I have diagnosed him with magnificent penis syndrome.
02.11.2025 00:42 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Man, Ohtani gets some preferential treatment.
1. Gets to stay in the game after he's removed as a pitcher.
2. Gets extra warmup time.
3. Is allowed to gamble.
You know what I mean?
Springer. Such a magnificent penis 😍
02.11.2025 00:21 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
RALLY CAPS, EVERYONE
01.11.2025 02:59 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
George Springer's got a sore hip.
And a greeeeeeeeat big dick.
I'm sure we can be civilized about this
01.11.2025 00:11 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0I love the shit out of all of ya
01.11.2025 00:11 — 👍 12 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
Good news!
Trey Yesavage is my biological son, I decided!
BORIS PHILOMENA BICHETTE
30.10.2025 02:20 — 👍 9 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
You know what I don't get?
Like...if Shohei Ohtani is the best player in the world, how come he's not as good as Trey Yesavage?
Schneider goes in dry!
30.10.2025 00:12 — 👍 10 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0
"Ladies and gentlemen, here to fart the Canadian national anthem, please welcome PETER MANSBRIDGE!"
Just sayin'...
Game 6?
Rufus ❤️
29.10.2025 23:56 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0BORIS MIXALOT BICHETTE
29.10.2025 02:17 — 👍 7 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
We gotta get Prince William to Game 6.
Tarps off.