Daniel Lunghofer

Aww, Florida Man didn't win his prize.

Now we'll watch as he tantrums and punishes the world the way he's punishing those parts of the US who didn't vote for him.

If Florida Man doesn't win the Nobel Peace Prize (because he doesn't deserve it), how long before he goes on a world revenge tour instead of just the United States?

Ugh. Listening to Florida Man's press conference and want to vomit. I feel my IQ dropping below his poll numbers.

But wait...that voice sounds familiar...wait... she's from Seattle. Oh look. Brandi Cruze drank the Kool-Aid. She was friends with Dori Monson who worshipped Florida Man. Ugh.

They are coming for anyone that doesn't worship the ground Fat Ass walks on.

I guarantee they will try to declare every event on October 18th a riot or insurrection, paid by Antifa (*coughs* BULLSHIT!) and use it to impose martial law.

2026 won't have free and fair elections, nor 2028.

With Apple removing the ICE tracking app from their store, here's an idea.

Starting using Google Maps or Waze to mark ICE using the police marking function.

Gonna start doing that.

We must trust The Market. The Market will solve all our problems. If we cannot afford those solutions, it's our fault, not The Market's.

All Hail The Market.

Remember that the GOP wants to end health care subsidies because that is not The Market working. The Market will drive the prices up, but the Evil Government (tm) doesn't want The Market to do that.

Any general or admiral at that meeting today who isn’t the slightest bit nervous obviously does understand the situation. They’re plotting a coup. “Enemy from within”? Basically anyone who doesn’t bend the knee and kiss the c*ck ring.

Did some good trouble this weekend. Nothing exceptional during the event.

The biggest thing was the gathering of car aficionados across the street. Maclaren 870 (or something like that). 8 cars, starting price $318k. $2.5 million of daddy’s money in one spot.

Good trouble today.

One jerk came up and asked if C. Kirk was a fascist. He wouldn't let us try and argue our point. He didn't believe Kirk's own words about black women.

You have to let us talk if you want to debate, prick.

One of the pics from Tim & Megan's wedding in July. First paid gig as a photographer.

I know BlueSky isn't an airport and I don't have to announce departures, but last night we cancelled our Disney+ subscription. While it cuts us off from some of our favorite shows, we're standing on principle.

Duck Fisney. Truck Dump.

Cancelling Jimmy Kimmel because he dared say something that wasn't the GOP line of the shooter being An Evil Lefty? Welcome to authoritarian America. Been saying it for a while now.

Metallica warned us. "You can do it your own way, if it's done just how I say."

Have you heard of the Jacksonville Jaguars?

Hey you GOP fuckwits, including the Great Orange Shit Demon:

Why do you always cry "don't politicize this shooting!" when it's kids or other innocent bystanders, but now that one of your golden children is the victim it's "evil political people! Politics!"

Hypocrites.

Does anyone know if it is illegal to mail quantities of rock salt?

Follow-up question: does anyone have a good address for ICE?

Asking because I'm fucking pissed.

Apparently I make damn good cheesecakes. Hell, I know I do. Just wish I wasn't pancreatically challenged so I could enjoy them more.

Today was busy. Pre-interview meeting.

One face-to-face interview.

One Zoom interview.

Presentation to statewide crowd on school funding.

Dresden Files new book! 1/20/2026!!!!!!

Start the countdown!!!!!!!

Pic of downtown Seattle from Kerry Park on Monday.

I have to wonder. If they used gold-plated handcuffs, would Dear Leader be more willing to go with authorities for all of his crimes?

Asking for the resistance.

Appalled and amazed at the detachment of the GOP, and aside from GCN, the crickets from the Dems.

I will join the fight. Somehow. I will not allow this country to become an authoritarian playground.

The right coming unglued over a rebranding. Huh.

I suppose they forget the last flag of the South was 🏳️, not the stars and bars, so where's the outrage over this.modern rebranding?

Aww, James Dobson died. Founder of Focus on (your own goddamn) the Family.

Enjoy burning in hell you hate-filled piece of white trash.

Texas is demanding a police escort for Dems and has placed one under house arrest for refusing.

They are authoritarians now.

Republicans are getting more and more silent on state's rights and small government.

Has anyone thought to look at the level of Waste, Fraud, and Abuse (tm) being caused by Florida Man's pet projects? I will include yesterday's mutual masturbation session in Alaska.

When Dear Leader gave fellow walking shitstain Rush Limbaugh (burn in hell you rotten piece of shit) the Medal of Freedom, my thought was that one action forever tarnished the meaning of the award.

Now I feel the same way every time someone says give Dear Leader the Nobel Peace Prize.

I am not a fan of gerrymandering either party. But what the Texas Republicans are doing is just falling in line with Dear Leader's authoritarian wishes.

If you are so worried about losing seats in the next election, maybe you should look at your party and why people don't want to vote for it.