Daniel Lunghofer

I think I might channel my inner Chucky Schumer and send a strongly-worded letter to the White House explaining draft dodgers who never served can't win the Medal of Honor and they should really shut him up from ever mentioning it again.

He can't win the election, his SOTU was a joke without a punchline, and he's implicated in the Epstein files, so what can he do?

Start a war. Distraction.

It's a good thing I'm not actually drinking playing the SOTU drinking game. I'd die of alcohol poisoning by the time he's done.

Garfield says "if I fits, I sits."

Since Mr. Jordan of Ohio loves to talk about the actions of one bad immigrant, I think in future hearings the Dems should bring up all of the bad things the J6 insurrectionists have done, especially those who committed a later offense.

Loved the halftime show. Didn't understand a word of it, Bad Bunny isn't my kind of artist, but it was amazing.

A celebration of Puerto Rican culture.

And MAGA...would it fucking kill you to learn facts like Puerto Rico is part of the US. Ignoramuses.

Dear Leader wants to have One Party run our elections. Basically make it a one-party system.

What other countries have a one-party system? State controlled communist nations like China.

So Dear Leader is a Communist.

Words cannot describe the level of disgust I have at what Dear Leader shared this morning. Seriously? Monkeys?

Racist cocksucking asshole. Fuck just him leaving office. Everyone in his administration needs to be banned from working ever again.

In Port Orchard, WA tonight. Never forget.

ICE is killing people in the streets. The AG wants voter rolls.

How long are people going to pretend we aren't a fascist state? Dear Leader does not allow people to disagree with him.

I have to say, I am starting to understand something more about SovCits and their anti-government crusades.

Grandpa getting to hold his newest grandson. Oliver Daniel Cameron. Born 12/11/2025, just got to come home today from the NICU. He is 6 pounds to ounces now.

Pics from my flight down to El Paso last Sunday. Sunsets from 35,000 feet are pretty cool.

Ya know what isn't conducive to a good remote environment? Three kids 6 and under. Holy crap!

Fortunately tomorrow Caity and Michael will have them.

In Texas for a bit. Oliver was feared to have necrotizing enterocolitis, but that was a false alarm. But just in case, I am here.

Of course, now his GOP lapdogs just roll over and play dead for him, so same result, just delayed a few years.

I still wonder if we will have free and fair elections in 2026, let alone 2028.

Five years ago today we saw hundreds of people suffering from TDS storm the Capitol. They now say it was a day of love and peace.

It was an attempted coup. Plain and simple. If those people were successful, Dear Leader would've overthrown the government.

Piracy, numerous strikes on boats in international waters, and now a strike on a sovereign nation and the capture of its leader.

Yup. Someone's playing Army guys again, but with real Army guys.

Last week I saw an owl at the end of my driveway. Got a blurry pic of it. Thought it was cool.

Today I saw a little woodpecker. Also cool to see. It let me know when I got to close.

The second is branding. Assuming he doesn't die in office, and assuming we miraculously have free and fair elections in 2028, he will be out of office. But if his name is on something, can will try to force some form of payment for the use of his name.

Time will tell, but I think I'm right.

I have two theories for Trump putting his name on everything in DC. One is obvious: he wants his name everywhere so he won't be forgotten. If his name is there, it's part of his legacy.

Grandchild #4 came into the world today. Oliver Daniel Cameron. My daughter and baby are doing well. Yay!

I fucking hate dump-and-run wood people. I'm a middle-aged fat guy. I have issues stacking a full cord of wood. I'm grateful for the wood and that it's dry, but fuck a fucking fuck I am in pain. Oh and I still have a quarter of the load to go. Yay fucking me.

Ugh. The last week has been rough. I'm going to Texas. No, maybe not. Yes, I am going.

OK. Tell work.

Wife breaks ankle. Nope, no more Texas. Remote work.

I am glad my work is very flexible.

Hurricanes 2025. None hit the U.S.

Fallon: "eh, they've had enough". Wrong.

Noem: "Trump kept them from hitting us." Cracker Jack level crazy. And bullshit.

Me: "If we go there, they'll just deport us." Or: "We don't want a part of that level of crazy."

Because I couldn't make it to conference, my work hired an outside photographer to help take pics on Day One.

I know everyone has their own style, but lay off the flash, dude. It wasn't used effectively IMO. That and it's distracting to attendees. But, his style, his choice.

Hope everyone had an enjoyable day, with as much food and family as they can stomach.

I hurt myself. Very, very badly.

I apologize to every deity out there for whatever I did wrong to experience this hellfire.

Tomorrow is the first day of my work's annual conference. I am missing it this year because my wife has important medical appointments. While I feel bad about letting my co-workers down, my wife's health is more important to me.

Dear Leader is lowering tariffs on coffee, beef, fruits, and other foodstuffs. Hopefully, this will cause their prices to lower somewhat.

Of course then he'll take credit for the lowering of prices, hoping we ignore it was HIS policies that originally caused the price hikes.

Co-worker: I'm open to any style, just not fleece.

Me: orders knit item.

Co-worker: this is not what I ordered.

Excuse me, but does "open to any style" mean something else on your planet?! Geezus f***ing Kraist!