sombr is my generation’s Djo.
28.02.2026 14:27 — 👍 10 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0sombr is my generation’s Djo.
28.02.2026 14:27 — 👍 10 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Me when the bar’s about to close:
20.12.2025 02:31 — 👍 33 🔁 2 💬 4 📌 0
11 months a year: Eat the rich!
December: Eat the roof!
This is what a 38-year-old looked like in 1990.
07.12.2025 03:43 — 👍 201 🔁 14 💬 4 📌 4
Good for you but I’ll never stop riding in horse carriages.
06.12.2025 03:17 — 👍 31 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
Scrooge: Who is that awakening me on this Christmas Eve?
26.11.2025 20:48 — 👍 40 🔁 5 💬 0 📌 0
@mbalazo.bsky.social Good news! www.cbc.ca/music/ac-new...
21.11.2025 20:45 — 👍 17 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0A lot of people like it when Seal goes “Bay-BAY I compare you to a kiss from a rose on the grey.” But you know what’s underrated? When Seal goes “But did you know that when it snows…”
19.11.2025 07:08 — 👍 62 🔁 5 💬 0 📌 0To celebrate the life of Diane Keaton I will be wearing pants for the next few months.
11.10.2025 23:25 — 👍 253 🔁 9 💬 6 📌 0One thing I love about a 20-slide Instagram carousel is trying to guess where the fuck I am in the middle of it.
30.09.2025 14:33 — 👍 20 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0It’s so pathetic how my friends love the Sopranos cuz it’s like bro the Sopranos wouldn’t like you AT ALL.
03.09.2025 22:37 — 👍 51 🔁 5 💬 1 📌 0Hot take: I don't think you should be allowed to use the self-checkout if you're a dumbshit.
31.08.2025 21:18 — 👍 180 🔁 11 💬 14 📌 1New in the bonus feed! Dave and Graham make the ultimate summer playlist.
15.08.2025 13:59 — 👍 71 🔁 10 💬 2 📌 1
Me: Fellate a minion? Yes please!
Snooty waiter: It’s pronounced filet mignon.
Don McLean: Drove my Chevy to the levee…
Me (grinning while concealing an enormous levee-drying device): Then what happened?
Me to a crow:
06.06.2025 23:30 — 👍 70 🔁 6 💬 1 📌 0Just met my girlfriend’s dad for the first time. Considering bragging that I can milk anything with nipples. Hope he doesn’t get my ass on a technicality.
06.06.2025 13:50 — 👍 40 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0
Whoa, big news day.
06.06.2025 00:25 — 👍 32 🔁 5 💬 1 📌 0Now that we have a Chicago pope, Christmas is gonna have a lot more Dominic the Donkey.
02.06.2025 06:02 — 👍 23 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0
Graham's 24-Hours of Stand-Up is underway.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=oZVz...
If you’re posting a video, you better write “wait for it” on it. Otherwise I might think it’s bad the whole way through instead of mostly bad but good at the end.
21.05.2025 06:51 — 👍 37 🔁 4 💬 0 📌 0We actually do deserve dogs.
15.05.2025 06:56 — 👍 24 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0
My fellow Blue Sky members, I cannot express how much fun this 24 Hour Show is going to be. I wish very much for you to see it.
www.showpass.com/graham-clark...
Sometimes you hear a piece of music that makes you question whether you’re reelin in the years.
11.05.2025 23:02 — 👍 55 🔁 2 💬 1 📌 0
It soon will be May.
30.04.2025 23:44 — 👍 19 🔁 3 💬 0 📌 0It’s called quiche because when I take a bite it goes squiche.
30.04.2025 00:26 — 👍 85 🔁 12 💬 2 📌 0Fun fact: Tate McRae’s full name is Potato McRato.
27.04.2025 21:06 — 👍 59 🔁 6 💬 1 📌 0
Imagine if the pope's wife dropped this one week from now.
22.04.2025 17:02 — 👍 163 🔁 32 💬 2 📌 0
I come here to share fantastic news! Retail Nightmares has returned for today!!! Thanks @aliciatobin.bsky.social @energyslime.bsky.social @jayarner.bsky.social and @grahamclark.bsky.social
21.04.2025 14:48 — 👍 25 🔁 4 💬 3 📌 0Happy Carob Day to all the parents whose kids are mad at them right now.
20.04.2025 14:46 — 👍 37 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0