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Ciencia ficción, fantasía, tebeos, historia, cine... Y que nos quiten lo bailado.
El científico del CSIC Emilio Santiago Muiño poniendo a Vox en su sitio ayer en el congreso.
10.10.2025 10:56 — 👍 3008 🔁 1736 💬 123 📌 152![[Scene is ANCIENT GREECE - where SOCRATES and PLATO and others are sitting round, thinking]
1
SOCRATES:
Plato..
PLATO:
Yes Socrates?
2
SOCRATES:
Can you tell me, are you human?
PLATO:
Why… yes, Socrates
3
SOCRATES:
And would you agree, Plato, that a human knows what a chariot is?
PLATO:
Um, yep
4
SOCRATES:
So you can tell me, then
5
[Socrates produces a papyrus, showing a drawing of the corner of a chariot wheel]
SOCRATES:
*Is that a chariot*?
6
PLATO:
Well
that’s more just a bit of wheel
7
SOCRATES:
So not a *chariot*.
PLATO:
No.
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SOCRATES:
[Producing another papyrus with the full drawing of the chariot, chopped into boxes]
So if a man were challenged to “tap the boxes containing chariots to prove you’re human” when he was just trying to check his ClubCard points... *where could he tap*?
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PLATO:
Well you can’t tap any of them really
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SOCRATES:
So are we not human?
PLATO:
‘Spose not.
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[Bleak pause]
12
PLATO:
I’ll get the hemlock
SOCRATES:
Yeah
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[Scene is ANCIENT GREECE - where SOCRATES and PLATO and others are sitting round, thinking] 1 SOCRATES: Plato.. PLATO: Yes Socrates? 2 SOCRATES: Can you tell me, are you human? PLATO: Why… yes, Socrates 3 SOCRATES: And would you agree, Plato, that a human knows what a chariot is? PLATO: Um, yep 4 SOCRATES: So you can tell me, then 5 [Socrates produces a papyrus, showing a drawing of the corner of a chariot wheel] SOCRATES: *Is that a chariot*? 6 PLATO: Well that’s more just a bit of wheel 7 SOCRATES: So not a *chariot*. PLATO: No. 8 SOCRATES: [Producing another papyrus with the full drawing of the chariot, chopped into boxes] So if a man were challenged to “tap the boxes containing chariots to prove you’re human” when he was just trying to check his ClubCard points... *where could he tap*? 9 PLATO: Well you can’t tap any of them really 10 SOCRATES: So are we not human? PLATO: ‘Spose not. 11 [Bleak pause] 12 PLATO: I’ll get the hemlock SOCRATES: Yeah [ends]
03.10.2025 12:40 — 👍 1287 🔁 500 💬 12 📌 23💪En el Caballero del árbol sonriente blog sigo tecleando para ofrecer recomendaciones originales y diferentes. ♥️ Gracias a los que seguís respaldando un sitio que quiere aportar entre tanto ruido. Seguimos 💪💣
19.09.2025 18:58 — 👍 5 🔁 4 💬 0 📌 0
The Expanse
FireFly
Alien / Aliens
Galactica
Mis 4 series / películas / franquicias de CiFi favoritas (y que no son Star Wars)
30.09.2025 16:35 — 👍 39 🔁 4 💬 13 📌 4
Please
27.09.2025 20:50 — 👍 445 🔁 126 💬 4 📌 12– ¿Qué te llevó a alistarte?
– La pobreza. La primera herramienta de reclutamiento del ejército es ir a zonas empobrecidas y ofrecer lo que EEUU no ofrece: sanidad, educación, alojamiento, ingresos, estabilidad... Ofrecemos a nuestros soldados socialismo para ir a luchar por el capitalismo.
BRUTAL
Es una de mis preferidas. No me canso de volver a ella.
22.09.2025 21:42 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0"I wish it need not have happened in my time," said Frodo.
"So do I," said Gandalf, "and so do all who live to see such times. But that is not for them to decide. All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given us."
Bolardos 1 - Skynet 0
03.09.2025 08:46 — 👍 69 🔁 29 💬 9 📌 1
Panel One: A woman sits in a chair reading happily in a book-filled room. A voice offstage says "You can't survive on books alone" The woman replies "Maybe I can!" Panel Two: "How?" asks the voice "I don't know yet, but I'm sure the answer will be in one of my books." Says the woman Panel Three: Caption: However The book is filled with yet more books. A skull sits on the chair. It says "I regret nothing!"
My latest cartoon for @theguardian.com books.
p.s. I have a new book of cartoons out soon: www.tomgauld.com/comic-books-v2
"Demasiadas personas tienen opiniones sobre cosas de las que no saben nada. Y cuanto más ignorantes son, más opiniones tienen."
Fallout: New Vegas
(Obsidian, 2010)
George R. R. Martin should tell everyone Patrick Rothfuss is the official choice to finish Game of Thrones.
Then they should both post pictures from the same vacation.
Las nuevas generaciones vienen pisando fuerte, con humor inteligente y un total desprecio por los sofás de escay. Vean, vean... Va a resultar que tengo un primo anglosajón
25.08.2025 20:18 — 👍 223 🔁 72 💬 11 📌 3
Quote about separating the military and the police.
If a fictional admiral in Battlestar Galactica can figure this out in the middle of a robot invasion maybe Earth can too.
24.08.2025 20:28 — 👍 1092 🔁 362 💬 26 📌 15Saw someone upbraiding someone else for having a hobby while the world is on fire, and, my friends:
1. The world is ever on fire, this is today's conflagration;
2. If you don't find time for rest and joy the fire will consume you;
3. Don't let people shame you for being an entire human.
“Vemos que has comprado un frigorífico de nuestra marca, a partir de ahora te enviaremos tres emails diarios para ver si te convencemos de que compres más frigoríficos “
19.08.2025 16:44 — 👍 257 🔁 48 💬 15 📌 1Ojalá! Los apocalipsisfrikers de verdad rezamos por un "AF: the reunion"
17.08.2025 11:56 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Tienes más razón que un santo. Por cierto, queremos tu lista analizada en un podcast de Apocalipsis Friki, Miguel Ángel. 🥹
16.08.2025 22:50 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0Ojala nueva temporada de Earth's mightiest heroes 🥹
16.08.2025 16:29 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
El Bar/Burguer que está haciendo bocadillos gratis a los bomberos se llama "Los Molinos", y está en la calle Leitariegos 4, en el pueblo de Villablino (León).
No olvidéis hacerle una amable visita si pasáis por la zona.
Gracias a todos por la info. Difundid.
¡Los cigarros del faraón! Recuerdo hacerme mis propias películas simplemente mirando la portada. Lo leí tantas veces que por poco no desintegro las páginas.
13.08.2025 09:08 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0El aviso del cura de Valdepeñas a los empresarios: “A los temporeros las horas extras se les pagan y se les da de alta”
www.eldiario.es/castilla-la-...
23.07.2025 06:41 — 👍 32 🔁 16 💬 0 📌 0
13.07.2025 13:47 — 👍 1088 🔁 502 💬 39 📌 70
I would be ashamed not to stand up for trans folks, not just because there are trans folks I like and love, but because everyone should get to live with the same personal freedom and dignity I get simply for existing. Who are we if we do not wish for others every right and privilege we have.
19.07.2025 01:23 — 👍 2613 🔁 404 💬 35 📌 20🌌 Nocturnos, hay nueva reseña para hablar de Genocidal Organ, un terrible descenso al horror descarnado de los conflictos bélicos para víctimas y verdugos 🆕🪖💔👇
17.07.2025 19:49 — 👍 9 🔁 3 💬 0 📌 0
Miércoles.
16.07.2025 04:07 — 👍 13 🔁 3 💬 0 📌 0
El maestro ya lo avisó. @andrestrasado.bsky.social
04.07.2025 06:28 — 👍 91 🔁 26 💬 4 📌 2
Panel 1: A robot stands before a tech CEO’s desk “Sir, I can't thank you enough for the opportunity to read so many wonderful books! In fact, I've written a poem to express-“ The CEO cuts him off “You're here to generate content, not express yourself.” Panel 2: Robot, enthusiastically “I'm just proud to be working to pay back all those great writers who taught me so much! “ CEO “The only people we're paying back are the investors.” Panel 3: Robot “Well, at least with all this money we can try to make the world a better place! (No reply ) “Sir?” CEO “Can someone take this thing away, please Panel 4: The robot wanders alone and mutters tearfully “Creating shareholder value is a kind of creativity, isn't it? … Sob!”
My latest cartoon for @theguardian.com books
29.06.2025 14:51 — 👍 959 🔁 375 💬 6 📌 19
Recuerdo que para fieles tenéis ya la segunda parte del ensayo donde os recopilo y recomiendo obras fantásticas que dejan atrás las ambientaciones seudomedievales para lanzarnos a la sorprendente, trágica y transformadora modernidad tecnológica
caballerodelarbolsonriente.blogspot.com/2025/05/deja...
