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DEVASTATING.

Hear me out.. a Game of Thrones videogame in the style of Dynasty Warriors would go crazy af. @koeitecmo.bsky.social @gameofthronesfp.bsky.social make it happen!

My niece and nephew just followed me on here, and the first thing they said was "everyone on here is so old, and no one is funny" 💀💀💀💀

Final Death Count: 17. And I'm sure I probably missed a few. MERRY CHRISTMAS, MOST VIOLENT CHRISTMAS MOVIE EVER 😂

Harry & Marv: Crushed by fully loaded, cabinet-size tool chest crashing down the stairs.

Harry & Marv: 4-story fall from burning rope flat on back, then crushed by 10-15 cans of kerosene.

Harry & Marv: 3-story fall from ladder flat on to concrete basement floor.

Harry & Marv: Crushed by industrial lead pipe falling 3 stories on their supine bodies.

Marv: Crushed by a 100lb bag of cement from 3 stories up.

Harry & Marv: Hit in head with 5ft industrial lead pipe.

Marv: Electrocuted by arc welder (until his skeleton showed on some Street Fighter 2 type shit).

Harry: Head exploded by toilet bowl full of gasoline.

Harry: Entire 50+lbs of tools falling right on his head.

Marv: Crushed by wall-size shelf of full paint cans.

Harry: Slips off 15 foot ladder, landing on neck/back.

Marv: Falls 3 stories through the floor landing right on his face.

Marv: Hit in head with 3rd brick from 4 stories up.

Marv: Hit in head with 4th brick from 4 stories up.

Marv: Hit in head with brick from 4 stories up.

Marv: Hit in head with 2nd brick from 4 stories up.

I've prepared a Death Counter for Home Alone 2, a thread 🧵:
Harry: Vaulted 20 feet in the air and lands on a car.

“sequels can never be better than the original” and “adaptations can never be as good as the original” are really limiting and boring mindsets to have about fiction imo. also just totally untrue in both cases

Is this true? Having a hard time believing this. 🤔

Shenmue, Mass Effect trilogy, Pokemon G1, Cyberpunk 2077 making a strong push.

So… what game you think you’ve replayed the most in your whole life?

Ports and remasters also count.

I prefer dubbed 🤷🏽‍♂️ And I'm tired of pretending that I don't. All anime voice acting is over dramatic and corny, whether it's in English OR Japanese, that's part of the charm. And more to the point, I'm dyslexic and don't feel like having to pause every 10 seconds during dialogue heavy scenes.

Baby Yoda.
Baby Ganesha?

The Reveal

Playing Mass Effect 3... Just finished Priority Tuchanka..

NBA fandom got a lot worse when they started letting random assholes who listened to an hour's worth of KOC hot takes on The Ringer, hop on YouTube, make basketball analysis videos, and call themselves "hoops experts" 🤷🏽‍♂️

How bout that. Shout out to Jaden, man. Signature game. And Duren was actually really good defensively tonight 😤

Rolling out a lawsuit after losing a rap beef is the nastiest work I’ve ever seen.

i'm learning that sometimes black defiance looks like black happiness and that its just as valid.

Another #nonstopnovember joint done, 5 more to go.

Keldon Johnson runs into LeBron

8 year old me trying to dodge unwanted kisses from aunties at Thanksgiving

Hmmm.. someone from kuroku no basket ?

Me fs

This is why after Andor it may be a wrap for me and Start Wars 🤷🏻‍♀️ it’s hard for me to move forward in consuming any of their content knowing how dirty they did The Acolyte, Amandla, etc.

They could rectify this though by giving us a season 2 👀 (which I’m still very much manifesting)